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    BRB Cats on fire

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    I had a friend once who was running my alt through SM (back in Vanilla), tell me suddenly he had to leave because his dad was taken to the hospital. Ten minutes later he was in UBERS. Jackass.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Miralynn View Post
    I had to leave an instance run once because I was in labor. I imagine that got some WTF's from the guys after I dropped group. XD

    A woman in a previous guild i was in actually started contractions at the start of a kara raid in TBC... She actually finished the raid, and got to the hospital and 10 minutes later gave birth to a girl...

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    A woman in a previous guild i was in actually started contractions at the start of a kara raid in TBC... She actually finished the raid, and got to the hospital and 10 minutes later gave birth to a girl...
    Awmagad O.o

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    Quote Originally Posted by Anoregon View Post
    I've used "shit got to go, my cat is stealing my car again" a few times.
    One I use is "my cat just burst into flames brb" whenever I go afk.

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    One I use is "my cat just burst into flames brb" whenever I go afk.
    I wish i had a cat so that i could give excuses like that ;P Even though... I could probably do it anyways since the flame thing is fake too, lol.

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    my favourite was in vanilla, ZG raid, my brother cba to do it and i had to go out, so he came up with, sorry g2g my grandad was smoking, set the curtain on fire, then my dog tried to jump on it, they're both unconscious, g2g take em to the hospital *disconnect*

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    Quote Originally Posted by unholytestament View Post
    Still doesn't beat the classics...

    "BRB, son just came out of the closet"
    "BRB, FBI"
    My usual one is "Sorry, gtg, fish tank's on fire again", then leave/exit before anyone can react.

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    ...when the Scythe of Elune comes crashing through it.
    ???: I can't you let you brew that, Starbucks!

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    Best one I've seen: "Grandma got injured at the Nascar races" -.-

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    Quote Originally Posted by thilicen View Post
    Best one I've seen: "Grandma got injured at the Nascar races" -.-

    hahahah that made me super lol xD

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    Quote Originally Posted by Baz View Post
    You win the game. +100.
    *sigh* I've lost the game. -.-
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    heard quite a few:

    - lol, someone is trying to steal my motorbike
    - hospital things...many and variated
    - my brother just broke my bed (left with that...no joke)
    - i have to go the airport gonna loose the plane
    - lots and lots more that nearly dislocated my jaw

    i just say sorry i am leaving, bye

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    I always prefered "Brb, bat flew into the printer again." myself.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Skinder View Post
    A woman in a previous guild i was in actually started contractions at the start of a kara raid in TBC... She actually finished the raid, and got to the hospital and 10 minutes later gave birth to a girl...
    This is so wrong.
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    But at least I can casually play Classic and remember when MMORPGs were good.

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    whoa hilarious, i usually make up something like brb gotta take a tinkle but forget to return and they usually kick me but that's happened in the 5 years i play now like 2 times perhaps, and a guildie of mine is due to deliver a baby in a month and knowing her she'll just say gottta go drop a baby be back in a few days

    edit: oh i fully expect to go back, but everytime i get up from my pc a certain lady who lives with me starts asking me to do this and that and i always forget to return to the pc. i need gear badly so it's not like i can afford to stay away from raids or heroics
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    I personally use either "GOTTA GO FLASH CANCER" or "My dog got into a car accident."
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    Sure. When I wake up in the middle of the night with a full tank, I just flip back the curtain and let it flow.

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    I use the tornado one all the time. Living in Oklahoma, spring and fall means keep the weather channel on 24/7. I probably use it 2-3 times a year at the least.

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    brb my crack dealers at the door
    MY BETA INVITE IS OVER 9,000!

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    Quote Originally Posted by the_pool View Post
    whoa hilarious, i usually make up something like brb gotta take a tinkle but forget to return and they usually kick me but that's happened in the 5 years i play now like 2 times perhaps, and a guildie of mine is due to deliver a baby in a month and knowing her she'll just say gottta go drop a baby be back in a few days
    Pretty annoying when someone says 'brb' when they know full well they aren't coming back. I wish people would just leave group if they are gonna leave. People tend to forget/not care that the other 4-24 people in your group are real people and not NPCs.
    "Brevity is...wit"

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