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    Stood in the Fire Shokzman's Avatar
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    The world will END!

    Hear me, my fellow WoW players. We have long been in the dark. I beg you to open your eyes as I have!
    The end of our world nears, my brothers and sisters! Azeroth will be no more!
    Flames will consume the world. Storms will wash away all hope. The elemments will reign at last!
    Do not despair! Turn away from the false Light, and instead embrace the hope and truth I offer you!
    Cast off your lives of war and drudgery, be reborn in elements and claim your rightful place in this new world!
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    no, go away.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ravegirl View Post
    no, go away.
    +1 1/2

    Thank you Kenz for this amazing signature!

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    Oh, look - a new faction to be cut down and reduced to farmable cattle. More for the fray!

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    Does not like cats. Dark Side's Avatar
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    Join the Twilights Hammer Cult! We have dental, and chiropractic! And as soon as my blade is in Cho'Galls back, i willbe king of the Cult

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ravegirl View Post
    no, go away.
    This.
    Ask of me, and I shall give thee the heathen for thine inheritance, and for thy possession, the ends of the earth. Thou shalt break them with a rod of iron. Thou shalt dash them in pieces, like a potter's vessel. Be wise now therefore ye kings. Be admonished ye judges of the earth. Serve the lord with fear, and rejoice with trembling. Kiss the son lest he be angry, and ye perish in the way, though his wrath be kindled but a little.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shokzman View Post
    Hear me, my fellow WoW players. We have long been in the dark. I beg you to open your eyes as I have!
    The end of our world nears, my brothers and sisters! Azeroth will be no more!
    Flames will consume the world. Storms will wash away all hope. The elemments will reign at last!
    Do not despair! Turn away from the false Light, and instead embrace the hope and truth I offer you!
    Cast off your lives of war and drudgery, be reborn in elements and claim your rightful place in this new world!
    Yup, Shaman are OP. Nerf plz.

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    I will enjoy destroying your cult.

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    Crazy dooms day cults are all the rage these days. Count me in!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dark Side View Post
    Join the Twilights Hammer Cult! We have dental, and chiropractic! And as soon as my blade is in Cho'Galls back, i willbe king of the Cult
    Is there a sign on bonus atm?

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    Hmm...the Twilight's Hammer Cult huh?, *has a lit goblin dynamite stick in hand* sounds good to me ^_^

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dark Side View Post
    Join the Twilights Hammer Cult! We have dental, and chiropractic! And as soon as my blade is in Cho'Galls back, i willbe king of the Cult
    Legion > Cult.

    Old Gods like Miley Cyrus and support the prostitution of children's childhoods by Disney.

    The Legion believes in clean, wholesome family fun. The Legion believes in a simpler time when flaming blood poured out from the wounded heavens and all life was devoured in chaotic fire while we pave the void with the skulls of the slain innocence. For every new member that joins the Burning Legion, we will adopt 5 KITTENS.

    So, join the Burning Legion today unless you hate kittens and support the destruction of a child's youth and the ruination of their future so that we have Lindsay Lohan clones running around.

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    na na na na na na leader
    na na na na na na leader

    leader
    leader

    BATMAN!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by gunner_recall View Post
    Legion > Cult.

    Old Gods like Miley Cyrus and support the prostitution of children's childhoods by Disney.

    The Legion believes in clean, wholesome family fun. The Legion believes in a simpler time when flaming blood poured out from the wounded heavens and all life was devoured in chaotic fire while we pave the void with the skulls of the slain innocence. For every new member that joins the Burning Legion, we will adopt 5 KITTENS.

    So, join the Burning Legion today unless you hate kittens and support the destruction of a child's youth and the ruination of their future so that we have Lindsay Lohan clones running around.
    Wow, 5 kittens, legion really is evil

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    Psh, I'd rather join <Old Gods>.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dark Side View Post
    Wow, 5 kittens, legion really is evil
    And we'll name them all inappropriate names for kittens such as Leonard and Joshua Tree.

    BECAUSE WE ARE EVIL

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    2012 is still far away, and even so, no , it's not gonna happen!!!

    On topic, /care

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    Does not like cats. Dark Side's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by gunner_recall View Post
    And we'll name them all inappropriate names for kittens such as Leonard and Joshua Tree.

    BECAUSE WE ARE EVIL
    Old gods will grant you each 5 puppys!

    Okay, lets stop this dog/cat debate, it is technically spam

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    Cult Speaker:Come to the dark side we have cookies .
    *You sign the papers*
    Cult Speaker:Oh wait . I forgot to tell you . I now own your soul .
    You: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

    Bottom Line : Always read the small letters at the bottom of the paper !

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    Nobody cares.

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