Warrior Beards!

[Deralte]

So my gnome warrior stokes his beard

and got 888 posts

[Xyonai]

A warrior's beard can be used as an extra set of hands to remove the 10% damage debuff from Titan's grip, or may be used to hold two additional two handed weapons.

[Kaedalmael]

Fear the might of the Warbeard.

[ButterToast]

A Warrior's beard can be used to hide food inside it for later consumption!

[Baz]

*moment of silence*

*strokes beard*

Lol!

[gunner_recall]

An arms warrior names his beard.

A fury warrior fears his beard because he knows it's true motives and power and that there is nothing that he can do to stop it.

[Cathaenia]

A Warrior's beard can shield the host from the sharpest of arrows and deadliest of spells.
This same beard can also double as a mini blanket that will keep you comfortably warm in sub-zero temperatures even if it doesn't cover your whole body.

A Warrior's soul is stored inside his/her beard. Unless the beard is destroyed, the Warrior will never truly die.

[Blaze611]

Unicorn beard HOO!!!!!

[gunner_recall]

A Warrior's beard can shield the host from the sharpest of arrows and deadliest of spells.
This same beard can also double as a mini blanket that will keep you comfortably warm in sub-zero temperatures even if it doesn't cover your whole body.

A Warrior's soul is stored inside his/her beard. Unless the beard is destroyed, the Warrior will never truly die.

Whoever appeals to the law against his fellow warrior's beard is either a fool or a coward. Whoever cannot take care of his beard without that law is both. For a wounded beard shall say to his assailant, "If I Die, You are forgiven. If I Live, I will kill you." Such is the Rule of Beard.

[ButterToast]

A warrior's beard never dies
It grows back if it gets removed from enemies, or even rogues shaving it off in ur sleep.
But a strong beard cannot ever be cut off!

[Batranu the 2nd]

I play a female character...and I like my female character to be femalish. xD

doesn't matter if you have the beard on the outside, as long as you have the beard on the inside.

wait, that came out the wrong way..hehee

---------- Post added 2010-09-26 at 11:16 PM ----------

as a proud beard wielder/owner/wearer i fully endorse this.

there's also the story of samson, delilah and the philistines. proof right there, hair equals might (word of advice: don't bother flaming me with religious bullshit)

[Baz]

I was banned from stroking my beard in public once, for impregnating a whole street's worth of women. But no town law can contain the beardpower of this magnitude.

I concur.

[Batranu the 2nd]

woe unto those that question the ways of the beard for they are mere infidels led astray.

In times of dire need I firmly grip the handle of my axe, left hand creeping towards the chin, performing a stroking motion. Inner peace fills me, I know the great warrior in the sky is by my side.
Such is the measure of my devotion !

[Redwind]

My girlfriend once tried to convince me to shave my beard.
Rest her soul.

[Arshan]

This is why berserkers are so feared.

THEY DON'T NEED NO STINKIN' ARMOR, THEIR BEARDS ARE MADE OF TITANSTEEL!!!

Ps. ever wondered why the most powerful creatures in the universe, the Titans, have warrior beards?

[gunner_recall]

My girlfriend once tried to convince me to shave my beard.
Rest her soul.

Wait, so you're dating a corpse?

[Deleted]

My girlfriend once tried to convince me to shave my beard.
Rest her soul.

That's just... blasphemous.

*Strokes beard.*

There is something to this though. My beard's shrunk since I've started playing a shammy. Maybe I should get back to Lokann...

[skbak]

This is the sort of beard any warrior would be proud to bear.

http://media.photobucket.com/image/s...londeBeard.jpg

edit again: kimbo slice

[Batranu the 2nd]

That's just... blasphemous.

*Strokes beard.*

There is something to this though. My beard's shrunk since I've started playing a shammy. Maybe I should get back to Lokann...

it is not too late my brother in beard. abandon the way of the razor, extinguish the lightning in your hand, grab your axe and shield, stroke the almighty beard with all the determination you can muster and all shall be forgotten.

[Deleted]

it is not too late my brother in beard. abandon the way of the razor, extinguish the lightning in your hand, grab your axe and shield, stroke the almighty beard with all the determination you can muster and all shall be forgotten.

I can feel it already... thank you brave warriors for showing me the true path towards enlightenment.

Oh and what about 'staches?