Sorry for the OT here but i dont know where else to put it, move it if you can somewhere but i would really like a couple of comments on this!
Dream job?
By D************
There is a time in every man's life when he asks himself "Is this really my life? Is this all that it is?". Many people just shake their head in disbelief and carry on with their poor excuse for getting up every morning, but some go to M******** to get their hands on a juicy well paid fiesta of a job. I'm one of the latter. Im not going to write about myself a lot, i have arms, legs and some other extremities (which are more fun than arms and legs though), a brain and some other usefull stuff, and i'm trying to use all that stuff to get myself a dream job. You know the kind, something that involves sleeping a lot, using my brain for fun, something they do in the movies and crap. Those first head-shaking people will say "HEY YOU we all want that job!". Yes of course you do. But i want it more, and there's nothing you can do about it!
So, dear future employer, read not further if your place of employement will not bring me :
a) Truckloads of cash
b) Women
c) Double rainbows
d) Double unicorns and/or other mythical animals to fart those rainbows out
If at least 3/4 of my wishes can come true in your huge evil corporation or whatever you are from, you can proceed to read my info and jump on your cell phone to call me and tell me where to meet you for a couple of beers.
Maybe some vodka shots and karaoke later.
Best regards!
************ aka Starcaller Vitorog
**************@gmail.com
http://twitter.com/Vi*******
Whatdoya say?