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    New Players on Patch days

    i've always wondered what it's like for those few thousand players who create their first WoW accountant and then can't log in on long patch days like today.

    if they have no idea what is going on, its probably really frustrating

    are they sitting their going..."OMG WTF WHY IS THIS GAME BROKEN?!!!!11! I NEED TO LOG IN!!!!!"?

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    I'd imagine that they would jump on their beds, in their underwear, and try to sodomize themselves with a television remote control, while screaming incoherently. I can't have been the only one to do that....
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ayirasi View Post
    I'd imagine that they would jump on their beds, in their underwear, and try to sodomize themselves with a television remote control, while screaming incoherently. I can't have been the only one to do that....
    wat
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ayirasi View Post
    I'd imagine that they would jump on their beds, in their underwear, and try to sodomize themselves with a television remote control, while screaming incoherently. I can't have been the only one to do that....

    that video is hilarious.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ayirasi View Post
    I'd imagine that they would jump on their beds, in their underwear, and try to sodomize themselves with a television remote control, while screaming incoherently. I can't have been the only one to do that....
    It was only funny until the proved it was a fake. Ah well, have you seen the one where the GF deletes this guy's toon while he goes out for cigs? He completely destroys his monitor. It's awesome.
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    As much as I'd like to screw every single one of you, no, we don't "screw the majority".

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bunsie View Post
    It was only funny until the proved it was a fake. Ah well, have you seen the one where the GF deletes this guy's toon while he goes out for cigs? He completely destroys his monitor. It's awesome.
    The rage was strong in that one, yes.
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