how Dark Simulacrum and Life grip came to be

[angelest]

so i have a feeling from the high lvl talents that somewhere in a bar a drunk priest was talking to a drunk DK

and the conversation went something like this...


Priest: hey that neato move you use to yank ppl around how do you do that.
DK: oh its simple watch
Priest: neato ill try

*priest has begun a duel with DK*

Priest: HAZAAAAAA
DK: it ddnt work oh well how do you do that bubble thing?
Priest: oh cake walk watch *bing* now you try
*dk grunts and waves his hand around*
DK: nothing that makes me sad

BOTH: lets duel and try
DK: ill try again
*dk strikes with Dark Simulacrum*

priest: wtf i cant heal

*dk wins the duel*
DK: i have to show my friends this nifty ability

Priest: wait a min i want a shiney spell get back here
* priest casts leap of faith*

both: yay we both get new shineys lets go tell our friends how to do this


i was bored and am sorry but i think its funny

[ramennoodleking]

Hmm...interesting

[dr2022]

wow you are really that bored.
oh well i smiled

[iLive]

0.o
(_)

[Deleted]

Was expecting this to be funny...
Disappointed...

[Deleted]

Lay off your daddys booze kiddo.

[Nucrus]

I'm confused....why couldn't the priest heal?

[kedri]

Because he had both hands busy when he heard that "funny" story (he was doing double facepalm \////\\\\/)

[ScorchHellfire]

dark simulacrum is more like a warrior's spell reflect than a priest bubble...

[Kelesti]

Yeah... Thread over!