Since when does Darkshore have cows?

[Dominate]

The Cowaclysm is upon us.

Men lock up your wives, wives lock up your children, virgins... go sacrifice yourselves. The herds are on their way! Until they get sexually attracted to a typhoon and get sucked up in it.

Crisis averted.

[loudmutes]

Guys, lets not be deceived. There is no cow. I know, cause I use cheats in SC1. ;-)