Funny WoW Jokes?

[Mijen]

US Senior Citizen benefits were nerfed by 75% after 4.0.1 and the removal of ArP.

[Charblaze]

Why did the hunter cross the road?

Because he was kiting the chicken!

[srockkiller]

You know your addicted to WoW when you hit a dog with your car and you go back to loot it.

[zaraki]

You know your addicted to WoW when you hit a dog with your car and you go back to loot it.

that is bloody funny

[Charblaze]

Why are mages and locks required for EVERY party?

Because mages bring the drinks and locks get you stoned

[zaraki]

You know you play too much when...

Your microwave dings and you go, "Grats!".

[Riblet]

While playing my lock I asked a GM to tell me a joke when they ask "Is there anything else I could do for you?" and he told me this. :P Wish I could remember the others ones they've told me.

Hahaha! That one made me think to figure it out but it was very funny.

[unholyskipper]

How many rogues does it take to kill a Pally?
Two, one to make him bubblehearth, and one to wait in the Inn.

i doubt aannyone can top that one

[Spacefrogger]

what has 2 legs in the morning
4 legs in the afternoon
and is useless as a dps

thats right, a druid!

[clyponyx]

Your mother is so fat, Chain Lightning hit her twice.

[Eis]

How many rogues does it take to kill a Pally?
Two, one to make him bubblehearth, and one to wait in the Inn.

This has been one of my favorites since preBC. Usually best told "one to fight him, and one to wait in the Inn" so as not to give away the joke though. =P

[Syronicus]

Your mother is so fat, she sat on [The Black Temple] And it turned into [The Sunken Temple]

Horrible attempt

Your mother is so fat, Chain Lightning hit her twice.

lol

[Deleted]

Hahaha! That one made me think to figure it out but it was very funny.

I doubt that was actually meant to be a joke. but a respond to a joke.. please explain? >.<

[Charblaze]

Your mother is so fat, Chain Lightning hit her twice.

yo momma so fat she's exalted with McDonald's

[RBFxJMH]

As far as in-game jokes, I love

So an orc walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender says "hey, where did you get that thing?" and the parrot says "Durotar, they've got them all over the place.

[Spacefrogger]

What do a popular foam toy companies motto and a mage on patch day have in common?

'It's nerf, or nothing'

[OnlineSamantha]

Yo mom so fat, it takes two warlocks to summon her!

[unholyskipper]

A Dwarf, a Human and a Gnome are in a bar having a drink when a great-looking female Gnome comes up to them and says, "Whoever can say liver and cheese in a sentence can have me."

So the Dwarf says, "I love liver and cheese." The female replies, "That's not good enough."

The Human says, "I hate liver and cheese." She says, "That's not creative enough."

Finally, the Male Gnome says, "Liver alone . . . cheese mine."
THIS IS NOT MY JOKE i dont know whos it is but its funny

[zaraki]

Yo mamas so fat, it takes 5 warlocks to summon her

Q: Why don't warriors get their weapons enchanted with Int?
A: They don't want their weapons to be smarter than they are.

Yo mamas so ugly, I had to use [Track Beasts] to find her.

What do you call a gnome mage?
Minibar.

What does the warrior say to the mage?
Trick question. The mage is dead. [PvP]


Yo mamas so fat that mages have to grease their portals and conjure cinnamon rolls on the other side to get her through.

[RBFxJMH]

Your mother is so fat, she sat on [The Black Temple] And it turned into [The Sunken Temple]

Horrible attempt

I like it