(Verified in laboratory conditions.)
(Okay, so it's just a habit of things fixing themselves when I touch them. Sometimes it's a PEBKAC, I'll concede that.)
Still waiting on my goddamn dremel disks to arrive so I can chop my 700D up. Ordered a bunch of hex bolts, some u-channel and a cheapo right-angle barb (so I can properly run the tubing behind my motherboard plate instead of it nearly kinking). Since it's been three weeks already for the dremel disks, my bet is on the other gubbins arriving first.
Oh, but when it all gets here... I'll still need to get some acrylic.