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    So binge watching Agents of SHIELD got me watching both Captain Americas.

    First one: 7/10, though the fight against Hydra seemed a bit rushed. But hey, Hugo Weaving ftw in everything he does.
    Second one: 8/10, especially after understanding the fall of SHIELD from Phil Coulson's perspective.
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    Terminator 3.
    The first 20 minutes were good, some cheesy but great moments from Arnie were the highlights for me.

    The rest of the cast was mediocre and the story seemed rather bland. 5/10 and that is pushing it.

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    Love, Rosie - Romance 9/10

    Loved it!

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    After the Ball, 6.5/10

    It was like Cinderella meets Tootsie/She's the Man, but overall it was a cute, funny movie. Somewhat of a romantic comedy. The twist on the regular Cinderella storyline made it interesting.

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    The Haunting of Whaley House - 6/10, it wasn't terrible and pretty amusing in places. ALL of the black people were amusing. "OH FUCK THAT!" *Dies* lol and the random porn chick... wtf lol
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    Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle (2014) - 2/10

    I'm so disappointed I can't even talk right. I had no hopes since everybody said it was compelte crap, but it STILL surprised me. Megan Fox is INCREDIBLY bad in this movie (the final scene with her smile made me shiver, seriously), one of the most grotesque acting I've ever seen.

    And why the fuck is Shredder a robot? And Donatello a hacker? AUWDGH*I&A(¨WDTGAUYWD FUCK THIS SHIT

    The elevator scene and the occasional teenage jokes from the turtles are the only reason this doesn't get a 0 from me.

    It's more of a "MEGAN FOX BEING HOT - feat. 4 Funny Turtles vs. that bigass robot" than TMNT.
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    In the end, I stood by the warchief, because it was my duty, and I am glad that it was you who struck me down.
    May your strength... lead the horde... into a new era of prosperity..."

    -General Nazgrim

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    Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure
    I've always loved this movie, but it seems a tad dated now. Still I'd give it an 8 out of 10 because I love the soundtrack

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    Rudderless (2014) - 7/10

    Watched it because I loved Billy Crudup as Steve Prefontaine in Without Limits and the trailer seemed decent enough.
    keep it posi.

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    Terminator Genisys - 7/10

    Mostly enjoyable, there's a lot going on that it really needs the next movies to wrap it up. Because yes, it makes a terrible mess of the timeline. If I didn't know that it was part 1 of 3 releases coming out in 2017 and 2018 I might be more critical of it but I do, so I'm not because I expect the holes to get filled. Visually it's pretty slick, that first 10ish minutes was pretty kickass especially.

    It's also certainly a hell of a lot better than the last 2...
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    Despicable Me 2 8/10

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    Saw Jurassic World on monday. 6.5/10

    Good popcorn flick. No plot, nothing we haven't seen before. The action was fun, the visuals were good, the acting was pretty horrible but again, popcorn flick. All in all its something I'd love to sit down and watch again sometime on DVD, maybe while I'm working on the computer, but I wouldn't rush out again to see it in theaters.
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    Jurassic World - 8/10

    Really enjoyed it, especially liked the little touches connecting it to the first movie. Only thing I didn't agree with entirely was when the assistant was killed off rather brutally, it was really bad taste to kill a non-villainous character in such a way in a kids movie.

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    Ted 2

    0/10

    Don't watch it. Just don't. I thought it would be fun to maybe get a laugh late at night like the first Ted. But this suffers heavily from sequel syndrome. There's no fun here, unless like the main characters, you're heavily stoned or asleep.

    No lols out of lol.

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    Jurassic World. 1/10. The way they killed off the redhead's assistant pissed my wife and kid off so much it was the only thing they took away from the movie. So I had to hear about it. The entire trip home.

    Not that I disagreed with either of them, mind you. It's just that it was the only thing about the movie they talked about. The entire trip home.

    That and out running a dinosaur on pavement, in high heels.
    Fuck that movie.
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    Quote Originally Posted by King Candy View Post
    Jurassic World. 1/10. The way they killed off the redhead's assistant pissed my wife and kid off so much it was the only thing they took away from the movie. So I had to hear about it. The entire trip home.

    Not that I disagreed with either of them, mind you. It's just that it was the only thing about the movie they talked about. The entire trip home.

    That and out running a dinosaur on pavement, in high heels.
    Fuck that movie.
    Pretty terrible reason for scoring something 0/10.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Arrowstormen View Post
    Pretty terrible reason for scoring something 0/10.
    You weren't in the goddamn car....
    9 out of 10 people agree that in a room full of 10 people one person will always disagree with the other 9.

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    Gone Girl

    I'd rate it 9/10.

    It wasn't the romanticized puke that I expected of Ben Affleck. It was an awesome murder mystery and had a seriously good plot. Not a woman's romance movie like I expected.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Collegeguy View Post
    Gone Girl

    I'd rate it 9/10.

    It wasn't the romanticized puke that I expected of Ben Affleck. It was an awesome murder mystery and had a seriously good plot. Not a woman's romance movie like I expected.
    David Fincher
    Based on a well received book

    Expected romance?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ula View Post
    David Fincher
    Based on a well received book

    Expected romance?
    The name David Fincher has never been familiar to me. Never heard or cared about the book before movie.
    Although it was good.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Collegeguy View Post
    The name David Fincher has never been familiar to me.
    Duuuuude, you're missing out! Se7en and Fight Club are Fincher movies.

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