Stupidest thing you've ever heard in WOTLK?

[Dedweight]

L2Read. Thread. Title. Stupidest thing you've ever heard in WOTLK? Portals where removed in 4.0.3. 4.0.3 = Cataclysm.

Not argue but... 4.0.3= The Shattering = PRE-Cataclysm = Still WotLK

Dumbest thing I've heard, or rather read? "Misdirect and Feign Death are useless because they cause me to do less damage."

[sharpy]

Ok the Stupidest thing i heard was from a 80 tank. "Does my non combat pet take combat damage?"
He was serious btw..

[revasky]

this. This is the most stupid thing i've heard in wrath. Are you realy arguing over that?

to bad it cataclysm lol nubtrolololo

[edit] wow you cant use caps in post anymore? how can i go billy mays troll mode without ma caps lock keyz
Edit: BAHUMUT TESTING CAPS

[Tides]

to bad it cataclysm lol nubtrolololo

[edit] wow you cant use caps in post anymore? how can i go billy mays troll mode without ma caps lock keyz

So now we're supposed to be taking people with lol in their names serious? Realy? /Soothe you will find someone that listens to your trolling.

[Jaithelock]

"LFM Patchwerk weekly. 5k+ GS min"

Every single time he or the other Naxx bosses pop up on my old server. Makes me laugh every time.

[Daetur]

Newsflash, angry guys, Cata doesn't go live for another three days, we're in PRE-CATA now, so things that are happening can still, imo, be considered WotLK. Since that's still the expansion that the game is running on.

[Ajuntapall]

DID SOMEONE SAY [Thunderfury]?!?!?!

[Chaya]

"LFM Patchwerk weekly. 5k+ GS min"

Every single time he or the other Naxx bosses pop up on my old server. Makes me laugh every time.

so 6 dps/2 tanks and 2 healers with 3k gs doing 2.5k dps each would be good enough do kill patchwerk?
yeah....
stupidest thing ever heard in wotlk - probably somethin like this

[Sketchy]

random hc pug, me on my pally tank...

mage casts Focus magic on you.
me: You know, FM would be better on the healer or warlock...
mage: FM only works on melee, you don't know sh*t.
me: read the tooltip mate xD

mage has cast Focus Magic on the healer

[revasky]

So now we're supposed to be taking people with lol in their names serious? Realy? /Soothe you will find someone that listens to your trolling.

I don't think you get what i was trying to imply. You must be pretty insecure to attack my joke name because i was making fun of the people that are not you.

[Chaya]

oh, and arcane mages who do 95-100% arcane blast output damage stating their spec takes skill

[Zalavaaris]

Honestly, if he wants to make a guild that will continue to run ICC so be it. If he gets people that are willing to actualy GO more power to him lol. I wouldnt say its pointless if he wants to continue to run ICC but good luck.... Your going to need it..... lol

[Urt]

oh, and arcane mages who do 95-100% arcane blast output damage stating their spec takes skill

Is there any other way to play arcane? lol

OT: People saying they had Vanilla PvP titles on DKs. Yeah...go figure.

[Xs]

"How much damage does Deathy do???"

"Jerk why don't you heal me?" "I'm a mage"

"omfg tank" "We're in the LFG for a tank you know"

"come guys, boss this way" "We're killing the boss atm"

"Why do you have Righteous Fury on?" "it doesn't do anything when i dps noob"

Just a few gems I've had in my leveling since the shattering

[Derian]

I have a couple, can't decide which is worse:

1: We'd just finished lootship 10 heroic, Hc Midnight Sun drops, our disc priest asks "Can priests use daggers" despite the fact that they already had the exact same dagger equipped.

2: ICC 25, heroic marrowgar. We'd had to pug three dps because the power was out where three of our guildies lived. One of the pugs comes in, a ret with mostly 264 gear, reg. bryn'toll as his weapon. Pulls 1.4k dps with the 30% buff (that is not a typo). When we ask him why/how he was able to do that, he responds "well, all my gear is broken, can you guys give me money so I can repair?" and he then continues to tell us how we owe it to him for carrying us.

3: 5-boxer makes fun of me for calling in one (1) friend, a holy pally, in order to kill his team and his healer, saying that I suck because I had to outnumber him to win, and that I wasn't playing fair. because 6 is less than 2, right?

[rostofer]

guy: LF1M dps VoA 25
me: inv pls
later on...
guy: why are u not healing?
me: im dps...
guy: wtf?!! i said i needed a healer not dps!!!
*you have been removed from group*
me: 0_o

[Fenlnir]

[Me]: Want me to rez you pet for ya?
[Hunter]: I get a pet?

[4KhazModan]

so 6 dps/2 tanks and 2 healers with 3k gs doing 2.5k dps each would be good enough do kill patchwerk?
yeah....
stupidest thing ever heard in wotlk - probably somethin like this

actually, ya. I tanked naxx 10 with my guild less than 12 hrs after I hit 540 def. Its an entry level raid.

OT: There are so many, I can't even begin to count them all. The 1 I can remember the most wasn't so much stupid as just clueless. There was a pally asking for dps advice in trade, and I wanted to help. I inspected him. He asked my questions about spec, gear, you know...basic stuff. He is spec'd ret but has a 1h and a shield. And he asked me how come SoTR wasn't in the rotation. I couldn't believe he had gone 76 levels without knowing how to dps. But I was nice and helped him find his way. That cconvo in general was the dumbest thing I heard in WotLK

[Alcareru]

I spammed tradechat for 1 more healer for ICC 10 then g2g and 3 rogues asked if they could join.

[Chaya]

actually, ya. I tanked naxx 10 with my guild less than 12 hrs after I hit 540 def. Its an entry level raid.

cuz thats exactly what i asked, right?