Unorthodox Super Powers

[Deleted]

I wouldn't wish for any specific power, I would just wish that all the magics of the world of Azeroth to exist in our universe and then dedicate my life to becoming the most powerful shaman ever. Yeah. I want to be Go'el.

[Jefflo]

Ability to mend anything broken back to its working state. Car broken down? *HUZZAAHHH* Tornado wiped out a city? *SHAZAM*!

xD but what about dead people o.O zombies?

[Dekki]

The power to peel fruit instantly
The power to shed your hair at will
The power to make others say 'ostrich'
The power to make animals lick themselves
The power to create a cup of gatorade every hour

Gotta give this one to the Quagsire!
The ability to turn urine into gasoline.
ANYONE'S URINE.

[Panoramixe]

Gotta give this one to the Quagsire!
The ability to turn urine into gasoline.
ANYONE'S URINE.

This might just be my twisted mind making overtime, but I get a rather odd image in my head.
"You think it's funny to pee on my car?
/lights a match
Who's laughing now?"

[palladish]

Gotta give this one to the Quagsire!
The ability to turn urine into gasoline.
ANYONE'S URINE.

This might just be my twisted mind making overtime, but I get a rather odd image in my head.
"You think it's funny to pee on my car?
/lights a match
Who's laughing now?"

Ha thank you that's awesome.
I would have the power of when I sleep I turn into a rock so I can not be disturbed

[triavatar]

i really like the energy manipulation one

[Markluzz]

I would either have

A.The power to tame a beast

or

B.The power to misdirect something to another person, like say somebody was shot me i could misdirect the bullet back at them.

[volescue]

Super abilities I need:

Insta erection buff...
Insta erection debuff...

Subtext

"If buff lasts for more than 4 hours, see a healer."

[Tarook]

The power to control all 5 senses of my target, thus making it possible for a fly to appear as a dragon, or fooling everyone (including my headmaster) to believe that an airplane crashed into my school, meaning i get the week off. Then I would remove the illusion.

[Azutael]

Hmm non cliche you say ? that's kinda hard.

I would have to go with beeing able to speed up the evolutionary process at will, not just for myself. But everything that can evolve, also to be able to mix shit together. Like, hmmm a snail with a cheetah - wonder how that would be like...

[Sylester]

AWWRRGG!! I wanted to pick that one, uch. Lets see.

Number 2 then:

Communicate with the Elements to master them, Ye i wanna be a shaman


Gimme a cookie then, i had it in the 3rd class of highschool.

I should have asked for the reasons why the abilities I created are overpowered.

2) Ignoring Newton's Laws of motion = the same as ignoring inertia, having infinite acceleration, and infinite strength.
3) Activate any chemical reaction without having to pay it's activation energy = spontaneous combustion, among other self sustaining reactions.
4) Ability to convert Mass into Energy via the E=MC^2 rule = nuclear power,... from anything!

Also, I thought of another new power:
5) To create, and destroy paradoxes. (also includes time paradox)
Example 1- Locking the key to a safe inside it's own safe. As well as opening the safe to retrieve the key needed to open it.
Example 2- Killing your father before you were born. (not really you per se, just example)

6) Rewriting anything in a History book to make it true.

[xrobar]

The ability to make inanimate objects move and work for me

[Twilightdawn]

To fast -forward or rewind time by pointing at a clock and moving my finger around the numbers...

[twinkleblur]

i want the abilty to montage everything. why? it would make it quicker.

[Zeroguard]

i want the abilty to montage everything. why? it would make it quicker.

montage man? doesnt that mean end credit man is your nemesis? Robot chicken ftw!

[twinkleblur]

montage man? doesnt that mean end credit man is your nemesis? Robot chicken ftw!

no we worked it out he only appears from 2-8 AM and around that time im asleep.

[arrive]

Easy, telekinesis, mind control or the ability to change myself to anything. Id just waltz into a bank looking all fly as a fly, get inside the vault. Turn into a giant dragon and fly away with free money!

[ryoukthebloodelf]

infamous powers plus the force nuff said

[CJgamer]

To be able to use 100% brain power.

Who knows what would be possible...

Ditto - that would rock!

[Robbyjawz]

Teleportation - I've always wanted to see the world, plus it would give me an insane advantage in a fight.

Or the ability to travel through alternate dimensions IE: Hitler never existed, Colonists lost Revoltutionary War. Stuff like that, that would be interesting for a history freak like me who is constantly thinking 'What if?'