Granted. However, you get shot immediately. So much for flying away from your problems.
I wish for free donuts for everyone!
Granted, but it's you who paid for them.
I wish everyone became cats
Granted, but they all charge at you and start scratching your eyes out. Viciously.
I wish I could get the Ashes of Al'ar
Isn't it fitting WoW really took a nosedive after 'the Cataclysm'?
Granted, but you DC when you loot it and since it's a realm restart so you have to farm Kael again to get it.
I wish everyone could do whatever they wanted whenever they wanted.
Granted! Humanity is wiped out (By evil aliens, who then leave this world) and the world is now at peace!
I wish for a pony.
Granted, but evil aliens has already wiped out all life so there are no ponies.
I wish for a ring
Granted but she now has every STD known to exist thanks to 3DTyrant and her left boob is slowing rotting away.
I wish someone shot video of my mini-Akshak destroying Binkamus' house.
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Monsem - Shadow Priest / Halimath - Prot Paladin / Groundchuk - Elemental Shaman
Granted, but it wasn't my house it was your house that you gave to me.
I wish the next guy became a grammar nazi
granted but Hes the ironic kind of gramer nazi who suck's at grammer hisself
i wish that i could get my hw done instead of wasting time here
Isn't it fitting WoW really took a nosedive after 'the Cataclysm'?
Granted but you completely butcher your homework due to gross misspellings and overuse of abbreviations.
I wish someone would drop a tactical nuke on Binkamus' house in retaliation since I apparently trashed my own.
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Granted, but the nuke is a dud so it just sits there in my living room and...nothing happens, it just takes up a lot of space, thanks!
I wish I had a cardboard box that could connect to distant places.
Granted but those distant places are random septic tanks around the world - every time you step out of your Tardis Box: Cardboard Edition you find yourself neck deep in poop.
I wish for a Guinness brewery to be built outside of Scotland and within stumbling distance of my house here in the southern US.
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Monsem - Shadow Priest / Halimath - Prot Paladin / Groundchuk - Elemental Shaman
Shath'mag vwyq shu et'agthu, Shath'mag sshk ye! Krz'ek fhn'z agash zz maqdahl or'kaaxth'ma amqa!
The Black Empire once ruled this pitiful world, and it will do so again! Your pitiful kind will know only despair and sorrow for a hundred thousand millennia to come!
Avatar drawn by Sir Meo
Granted, but they're tied to your hands and you float away into the atmosphere.
I wish I could become a woman and see what it's like to be one for a day.
Isn't it fitting WoW really took a nosedive after 'the Cataclysm'?
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