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    Granted but you have no chance at getting that job (;

    I wish that every spider/fly around my house would die in a fire -.-

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    Granted but you that fire consumes your house and you have to live on the streets

    I wish my dinner would cook faster
    Quote Originally Posted by Everything Nice View Post
    No, Worgie is right. If a group is larger than 10 it will automatically divide itself into hunters and gatherers and instinctively build a life around the general vicinity. Soon enough you'll have camp fires, pelts, and a hungry god demanding tribute by blood.

    It's basic human nature, Arlee. Trust me, I'm a marine biologist.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Worgenite View Post

    I wish my dinner would cook faster
    Granted, but your dinner is now radioactive.

    I wish I'd lose 30lbs of fat (13.6kg)

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    Granted but the fat turns into a monster and eats you

    I wish I could flllyyy

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    Quote Originally Posted by -Zait- View Post
    Granted but the fat turns into a monster and eats you

    I wish I could flllyyy
    Granted, but you have become blind and deaf, and therefor cannot enjoy the experience.

    I wish my desk was tidy.
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  6. #2446
    Granted, but now your house/apartment/wherever you live is a mess

    I wish pokemon were real
    Quote Originally Posted by Everything Nice View Post
    No, Worgie is right. If a group is larger than 10 it will automatically divide itself into hunters and gatherers and instinctively build a life around the general vicinity. Soon enough you'll have camp fires, pelts, and a hungry god demanding tribute by blood.

    It's basic human nature, Arlee. Trust me, I'm a marine biologist.

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    Granted, but now every pokemon are hostiles and bite everybody

    i wish to have a dragon
    "#Got99ProblemsAndTreannAintOne" ~ElyPop

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    granted, you now have Glaurung, but he traps you in his gaze for the next 6 millenia

    I wish this fat monster would quit biting my feet.
    The people with the most to say generally know the least.
    I prove the above statement.

  9. #2449
    Granted but now it bites your privates

    I wish friendly pokemon were real(TAKE THAT TREANN)
    Quote Originally Posted by Everything Nice View Post
    No, Worgie is right. If a group is larger than 10 it will automatically divide itself into hunters and gatherers and instinctively build a life around the general vicinity. Soon enough you'll have camp fires, pelts, and a hungry god demanding tribute by blood.

    It's basic human nature, Arlee. Trust me, I'm a marine biologist.

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    granted but now they'll start to ask for money for protection

    i wish dogs talk like worgenite haha :P
    "#Got99ProblemsAndTreannAintOne" ~ElyPop

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    Granted but all they do is insult you brutally

    I wish that Halloween would come around already...Zait wants free candy ><

  12. #2452
    Granted but you eat too much candy and end up kersploding

    I wish for a corrupted-wish free world
    Quote Originally Posted by Everything Nice View Post
    No, Worgie is right. If a group is larger than 10 it will automatically divide itself into hunters and gatherers and instinctively build a life around the general vicinity. Soon enough you'll have camp fires, pelts, and a hungry god demanding tribute by blood.

    It's basic human nature, Arlee. Trust me, I'm a marine biologist.

  13. #2453
    Granted. You received new boots however the souls were made with sandpaper and you get an infection upon first trying them.

    I wish my friend would stop being poor and get Dead Island on steam already =/

  14. #2454
    Granted but then he becomes rich and starts hanging out with other rich people and forgets that you ever existed.

    I wish I had the money to buy games.
    Quote Originally Posted by Everything Nice View Post
    No, Worgie is right. If a group is larger than 10 it will automatically divide itself into hunters and gatherers and instinctively build a life around the general vicinity. Soon enough you'll have camp fires, pelts, and a hungry god demanding tribute by blood.

    It's basic human nature, Arlee. Trust me, I'm a marine biologist.

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    Granted, but now you are too bogged down by tax collectors and beggars/ "long-lost" family members to leave the house at all.

    I wish i could forget this game for more then a day.

    "OUCH, get off you little fat monster!"
    The people with the most to say generally know the least.
    I prove the above statement.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Baradur View Post
    Granted, but now you are too bogged down by tax collectors and beggars/ "long-lost" family members to leave the house at all.

    I wish i could forget this game for more then a day.

    "OUCH, get off you little fat monster!"
    Granted, but it had unexpected side effects and now you've lost all your memories

    I wish to be loved

  17. #2457
    Quote Originally Posted by Madness of the Sea View Post
    Granted, but it had unexpected side effects and now you've lost all your memories

    I wish to be loved
    Granted, but your lover goes off to war the day after you meet and gets killed in action.

    I wish I was an amazing artist.

  18. #2458
    Quote Originally Posted by Inner Universe View Post
    Granted, but your lover goes off to war the day after you meet and gets killed in action.

    I wish I was an amazing artist.
    Granted. (no strings attached, being an artist is a punishment by itself)

    I wish that it stopped raining.

  19. #2459
    Granted, But all of the earths water has evaporated, leaving you in a drought, killing all life on the planet.

    I wish I was sleeping.

  20. #2460
    granted, but you start sleep walking and end up robbing a bank, getting thrown in prison, and making a big man named bubba very VERY happy :P

    I wish for the next poster's wish to be granted.
    Quote Originally Posted by Everything Nice View Post
    No, Worgie is right. If a group is larger than 10 it will automatically divide itself into hunters and gatherers and instinctively build a life around the general vicinity. Soon enough you'll have camp fires, pelts, and a hungry god demanding tribute by blood.

    It's basic human nature, Arlee. Trust me, I'm a marine biologist.

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