1. #2601
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kalyyn View Post
    Granted, but I took all of them because I'm a bastard like that.

    I wish to consume my new, ill-gotten cookies.
    Granted, but the cookies contain asbestos.
    I wish for a mango tree.

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    granted, but the tree grows out of your rear end making it very hard to take a dump

    I wish for the person under to be a docile robot that would never go evil.
    Death would be a welcome embrace.

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    Granted, but the robot is so docile and good that you go into a jealous rage and destroy it.
    I wish for unlimited tacos.

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    granted but you died before you could taste any.

    i wish i had a magical fairy only i could see that grants me any wish i wanted.
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    5241-1925-7760 name toasty

    up for battles ...after 10/18/2013

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    granted, but it only granted corrupted wishes :P

    I wish for the next person to corrupt this wish
    Death would be a welcome embrace.

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    Granted, but it's not, but it is, but it's not, but it is..... but it's not... but.... fuck you Worgen

    I wish for olives

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    Granted but they cause you to see trollfaces everywhere

    I wish for epicness that knows no bounds
    Death would be a welcome embrace.

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    Granted, but you, unfortunately, are bounded and the epicness leaves you behind before you realize its existance.

    I wish for it to rain pure, liquid water for the next week.
    The people with the most to say generally know the least.
    I prove the above statement.

  9. #2609
    Granted but it's going to rain so much your going to wake up on your mattress in the middle of an ocean.

    I wish for all the leaves on the ground to be gone so I don't have to pick them up.

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    granted but they all mysteriously found there way on your bed.

    i wish for pizza for dinner.
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    5241-1925-7760 name toasty

    up for battles ...after 10/18/2013

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    Granted, but you've now permanently lost your sense of taste and smell.

    I wish Neil Patrick Harris was straight

    Bread is the paper of the food industry.
    You write your sandwich on it.



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    Granted, but now you aren't :P

    I wish for the next poster to be awesome
    Death would be a welcome embrace.

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    granted, i am, but wait, have i broke the thread rules??

    i wish for an explanation

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    granted, but over the course of hearing the explanation, all the awesome you have has leaked through your butt and you aren't awesome anymore

    I wish that dragons were real
    Death would be a welcome embrace.

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    Granted, but they'll eat your dogs.

    I wish for chocolate milk.

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    granted but its spoiled.

    i wish some of the dumb shows on TV had there own channel so i never need to see them agian and those who like them can just watch that channel.
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    Granted but all the other channels cease to air so there's only one channel left. Yep the one channel with all the dumb shows.

    I wish I had gone to bed an hour ago.

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    Granted, but you will wake up only to find out that an hour ago you went to bed with Lady Gaga.

    I wish WoW had it's own pokemon minigame


    ^ CLICK HERE!! ^

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    granted but your so bad at it it causes you to cancel your subscribtion. at the same time you realize you have no friends no one likes you and every woman you ever meet you must tell them about your accedent that causes you to stay a virgin for the rest of you life.

    i wish i wasnt so evil..
    my friend code...

    5241-1925-7760 name toasty

    up for battles ...after 10/18/2013

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    granted, but you become so good that you donate everything you have to charity and live a life of poverty at a monastery somewhere in Asia

    I wish for the next person to have the most delicious pizza ever
    Death would be a welcome embrace.

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