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  2. #2602
    granted but the banana was found inserting another ho..i cant do this 1...

    i wish to share my cookies and ice cream with the person under me.
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    5241-1925-7760 name toasty

    up for battles ...after 10/18/2013

  3. #2603
    Titan Kalyyn's Avatar
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    Granted, but I took all of them because I'm a bastard like that.

    I wish to consume my new, ill-gotten cookies.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kalyyn View Post
    Granted, but I took all of them because I'm a bastard like that.

    I wish to consume my new, ill-gotten cookies.
    Granted, but the cookies contain asbestos.
    I wish for a mango tree.

  5. #2605
    granted, but the tree grows out of your rear end making it very hard to take a dump

    I wish for the person under to be a docile robot that would never go evil.

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    Field Marshal Carbonrod's Avatar
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    Granted, but the robot is so docile and good that you go into a jealous rage and destroy it.
    I wish for unlimited tacos.

  7. #2607
    granted but you died before you could taste any.

    i wish i had a magical fairy only i could see that grants me any wish i wanted.
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    5241-1925-7760 name toasty

    up for battles ...after 10/18/2013

  8. #2608
    granted, but it only granted corrupted wishes :P

    I wish for the next person to corrupt this wish

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    Granted, but it's not, but it is, but it's not, but it is..... but it's not... but.... fuck you Worgen

    I wish for olives

  10. #2610
    Granted but they cause you to see trollfaces everywhere

    I wish for epicness that knows no bounds

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    Granted, but you, unfortunately, are bounded and the epicness leaves you behind before you realize its existance.

    I wish for it to rain pure, liquid water for the next week.
    The people with the most to say generally know the least.
    I prove the above statement.

  12. #2612
    Granted but it's going to rain so much your going to wake up on your mattress in the middle of an ocean.

    I wish for all the leaves on the ground to be gone so I don't have to pick them up.

  13. #2613
    granted but they all mysteriously found there way on your bed.

    i wish for pizza for dinner.
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    5241-1925-7760 name toasty

    up for battles ...after 10/18/2013

  14. #2614
    Granted, but you've now permanently lost your sense of taste and smell.

    I wish Neil Patrick Harris was straight


    Bread is the paper of the food industry.
    You write your sandwich on it.



  15. #2615
    Granted, but now you aren't :P

    I wish for the next poster to be awesome

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    granted, i am, but wait, have i broke the thread rules??

    i wish for an explanation
    "#Got99ProblemsAndTreannAintOne" ~ElyPop

  17. #2617
    granted, but over the course of hearing the explanation, all the awesome you have has leaked through your butt and you aren't awesome anymore

    I wish that dragons were real

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    Mechagnome Geng's Avatar
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    Granted, but they'll eat your dogs.

    I wish for chocolate milk.

  19. #2619
    granted but its spoiled.

    i wish some of the dumb shows on TV had there own channel so i never need to see them agian and those who like them can just watch that channel.
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    5241-1925-7760 name toasty

    up for battles ...after 10/18/2013

  20. #2620
    Granted but all the other channels cease to air so there's only one channel left. Yep the one channel with all the dumb shows.

    I wish I had gone to bed an hour ago.

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