Corrupt-A-Wish Forum Game

**-Zait-** · 2012-03-18, 08:05 AM

Originally Posted by nzall

granted, you now suffer from extreme narcolepsia, and can't stay awake for more than 1 hour at a time.

I wish i could change into any character from any fictional game, book, movie or work of art, having all the skills that person has, while still being able to turn back.

Granted, but everytime you turn into that character, you also get the most annoying person in that series to tag along with you, and they won't go away until you change back to yourself.

I wish that I had Dr. Manhattan powers :3

**GoingPostal** · 2012-03-19, 12:43 AM

Granted, but then we had to have a coffee drip 24/7

I wish defending FFXIV was punishable by death!

**kain1614** · 2012-03-23, 08:22 PM

Originally Posted by GoingPostal

Granted, but then we had to have a coffee drip 24/7

I wish defending FFXIV was punishable by death!

Granted! But now cannot resist but to subscribe to play FF14

I wish there was taco on my desk i can eat, soo hungry

**Judge Malthred** · 2012-03-23, 08:25 PM

Originally Posted by kain1614

Granted! But now cannot resist but to subscribe to play FF14

I wish there was taco on my desk i can eat, soo hungry

Granted but you are in Soviet Russia so the Taco eats you.

I wish I could replay the last 10 minutes of my life whenever I wanted to like a rewind function of a DVR.

**Nalnik** · 2012-03-23, 09:16 PM

Originally Posted by Judge Malthred

Granted but you are in Soviet Russia so the Taco eats you.

I wish I could replay the last 10 minutes of my life whenever I wanted to like a rewind function of a DVR.

Granted, but you can't change what happened, only watch it all happen again, like play on a DVR.

I wish I had absolute control over anything and everything in the Universe.

**kain1614** · 2012-03-23, 09:38 PM

Originally Posted by Nalnik

Granted, but you can't change what happened, only watch it all happen again, like play on a DVR.

I wish I had absolute control over anything and everything in the Universe.

Granted! It's a multiverse, god kills you.

I wish for someone to make a wish for me.

**Judge Malthred** · 2012-03-23, 10:28 PM

Originally Posted by kain1614

Granted! It's a multiverse, god kills you.

I wish for someone to make a wish for me.

Granted, but through legal jargon I retained all rights and profits for the wish.

I wish the sky would change to a different color each month.

**Aloodanis** · 2012-03-23, 10:30 PM

Granted, but the change is due to a toxic chemical, wiping out life on earth.

I wish for something to wish for.

**Baergrillz** · 2012-03-23, 10:33 PM

Originally Posted by Aloodanis

Granted, but the change is due to a toxic chemical, wiping out life on earth.

I wish for something to wish for.

Granted, but you wished for nothing.

I wish Gamon would be our next Warchief!

**CloudedEnigma** · 2012-03-23, 10:37 PM

Originally Posted by Aloodanis

Granted, but the change is due to a toxic chemical, wiping out life on earth.

I wish for something to wish for.

Granted, it's a nuclear bomb detonation. You die along with the country you live in being destroyed.

I wish that everyone had complete immunity to disease and general unhealth.

EDIT- Shoot, too late.

Originally Posted by Baergrillz

Granted, but you wished for nothing.

I wish Gamon would be our next Warchief!

Granted, but he is hostile and immune to all damage, and cause chaos constantly in Orgrimmar.

**holz** · 2012-03-23, 11:10 PM

Originally Posted by CloudedEnigma

I wish that everyone had complete immunity to disease and general unhealth.

Granted, but a giant black hole appears and sucks in the entire univers, but because everyone is immune to general unhealth (aka immortal) the entire humanity is stuck in subspace.

I wish for my MoP beta key to be in the next wave

**Aronaz** · 2012-03-23, 11:13 PM

Originally Posted by holz

I wish for my MoP beta key to be in the next wave

Granted but you lost it in a civil war.

I wish for some more gold!

**Blood fox** · 2012-03-24, 05:18 AM

granted, but flashinestas decided gold isn't in anymore so now its worth nothing.

I wish for someone to love me

**Kibbles** · 2012-03-25, 12:55 AM

Originally Posted by Aethon

granted, but flashinestas decided gold isn't in anymore so now its worth nothing.

I wish for someone to love me

Granted, but now you have a stalker who happens to have a fetish for knives. She likes to wait outside your front door.

I wish I wasn't so bored.

**Haizer** · 2012-03-25, 01:00 AM

Originally Posted by Kibbles

Granted, but now you have a stalker who happens to have a fetish for knives. She likes to wait outside your front door.

I wish I wasn't so bored.

Granted, but you are now spending your days(and most nights) in a coal mine.

I wish I had more time for games.

**Bakilorne** · 2012-03-25, 01:12 AM

Originally Posted by Haizer

Granted, but you are now spending your days(and most nights) in a coal mine.

I wish I had more time for games.

Granted, though the internet becomes overloaded with Pornographic materials and troll posts on forums that all Game servers are permanently down.

I wish for a Bruce Lee/Chuck Norris Joke!

**Blood fox** · 2012-03-25, 02:08 AM

granted, but the joke... will be on you
I wish everyone feared me

**Worgenite** · 2012-03-25, 02:45 AM

Originally Posted by Aethon

granted, but the joke... will be on you
I wish everyone feared me

granted, but it's b/c you had an unfortunate accident that horrified your face

I wish for cookies

**Huntingbear_grimbatol** · 2012-03-25, 02:48 AM

Originally Posted by Worgenite

granted, but it's b/c you had an unfortunate accident that horrified your face

I wish for cookies

Granted, but you'll have to make the cookies yourself.

I wish my glass wasn't half empty

**Bzap** · 2012-03-25, 02:54 AM

Granted, but it's now empty instead of half empty.

I wish for a beta invite!

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