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    Granted, but they're mouldy and out of date

    I wish I was Yukari Yakumo. (Sig/avatar)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Muzual View Post
    Granted, but they're mouldy and out of date

    I wish I was Yukari Yakumo. (Sig/avatar)
    Granted but you got killed by some evil pokémon.

    I wish for some ice cold Coke.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Aronaz View Post
    Granted but you got killed by some evil pokémon.

    I wish for some ice cold Coke.
    Granted, but it has cyanide in it

    I wish I was rich enough to never have to worry about money again

    i was not crying in the shower
    i just realized how i'll never get to meet darth vader and then soap got in my eye - Kylo Ren

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    Quote Originally Posted by orissa View Post
    Granted, but it has cyanide in it

    I wish I was rich enough to never have to worry about money again
    Granted but you become paralyzed and are unable to enjoy your wealth

    i wish i could make a living playing video games
    Rejoice, For very bad things are about to happen...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Deadmedic View Post
    Granted but you become paralyzed and are unable to enjoy your wealth

    i wish i could make a living playing video games
    Granted. You now make $30,000 a year playing Minesweeper for 40 hours a week.

    I wish I had my own personal SR-2 Normandy


    i was not crying in the shower
    i just realized how i'll never get to meet darth vader and then soap got in my eye - Kylo Ren

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    Quote Originally Posted by orissa View Post
    Granted. You now make $30,000 a year playing Minesweeper for 40 hours a week.

    I wish I had my own personal SR-2 Normandy


    Granted. It's at Proxima Centauri. Go get it!

    I wish for less homework.
    Dumbledore dies.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hogbobson View Post
    Granted. It's at Proxima Centauri. Go get it!

    I wish for less homework.
    Granted. You have now graduated from college with a degree. Now you have no job and must pay taxes, rent, car payments, insurance, and everything else.

    I wish I had a half decent job right now.

    i was not crying in the shower
    i just realized how i'll never get to meet darth vader and then soap got in my eye - Kylo Ren

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    Granted, but it'll be a job of 60 hours a week.

    I wish I'd have more money.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Omoidaseba View Post
    Granted, but it'll be a job of 60 hours a week.

    I wish I'd have more money.
    Granted, but it's made out of Tin and nobody will accept it.

    I wish I had magical powers to teleport places and stuff

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    Quote Originally Posted by Muzual View Post
    Granted, but it's made out of Tin and nobody will accept it.

    I wish I had magical powers to teleport places and stuff
    Granted, but you have no hands so you cant use those powers.

    I wish for sunshine !
    게임 은 어렵~~

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    Quote Originally Posted by kel View Post
    Granted, but you have no hands so you cant use those powers.

    I wish for sunshine !
    Granted, but you're allergic to sunlight.

    I wish Asari were real.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Omoidaseba View Post
    Granted, but it'll be a job of 60 hours a week.

    I wish I'd have more money.
    I'm desparate enough to take that. Since someone answered yours, I'll do Muzual's

    Granted, but you're allergic to sunlight.

    I wish Asari were real.
    Granted, but they're all Ardat-Yakshi.

    I wish I had a better car than I have now (98' Subaru Outback)

    i was not crying in the shower
    i just realized how i'll never get to meet darth vader and then soap got in my eye - Kylo Ren

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    Quote Originally Posted by orissa View Post
    I'm desparate enough to take that. Since someone answered yours, I'll do Muzual's



    Granted, but they're all Ardat-Yakshi.

    I wish I had a better car than I have now (98' Subaru Outback)
    Granted, but it has been wheel locked by the police, and the fines are higher than its normal worth.

    I wish I could fly.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Omoidaseba View Post
    Granted, but it has been wheel locked by the police, and the fines are higher than its normal worth.

    I wish I could fly.
    Granted, but after using the power of flight for five minutes your wings will burn up!

    I wish I was bilingual

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    Quote Originally Posted by Muzual View Post
    Granted, but after using the power of flight for five minutes your wings will burn up!

    I wish I was bilingual
    Granted, but your second language is a made up one that never became a sensation among people, so only you can speak it.

    I wish I had infinite wishes

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dragon9870 View Post
    Granted, but your second language is a made up one that never became a sensation among people, so only you can speak it.

    I wish I had infinite wishes
    Granted, but you accidentally wished that history would rewind itself to your youth.

    I wish for eternal life.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jarhu View Post
    Granted, but you accidentally wished that history would rewind itself to your youth.

    I wish for eternal life.
    Granted. I can't think of something worse than eternal life. Have fun with the heat death of the universe.

    I wish game companies would stop forcing us to go through third party software like Steam or Origin (I'm looking at you, Bethseda and Bioware) just to install a game.

    i was not crying in the shower
    i just realized how i'll never get to meet darth vader and then soap got in my eye - Kylo Ren

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    Quote Originally Posted by orissa View Post
    Granted. I can't think of something worse than eternal life. Have fun with the heat death of the universe.

    I wish game companies would stop forcing us to go through third party software like Steam or Origin (I'm looking at you, Bethseda and Bioware) just to install a game.
    Granted. The games that use that software no longer exist.

    I wish I could eat chocolate without getting ill.

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    Granted! But once made aware of how it may cause some to feel ill, all governments across the world ban chocolate production and discontinue all chocolate brands.

    I wish I was smarter.

    Bread is the paper of the food industry.
    You write your sandwich on it.



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    Granted, however, you cannot write or talk and express knowledge/opinion etc etc.

    I wish I could organize stuff more.
    Last edited by GeordieMagpie; 2012-05-06 at 07:17 PM.
    Howay the lads!

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