1. #4481
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    Granted. But now you know that you will only have 1 hour to live!

    I wish that I could travel all across the world and see things many people have not!
    So good to be an ant who crawls atop a spinning rock
    Currently playing: Bioshock 2,Far Cry 3

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    EDIT I was left behind

    Granted, you see horrific violence that scars you for life however.

    I wish I cared more for my personal hygiene.

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    Granted. You now become OCD with cleaning as well as a germaphobe.

    I wish that there was no such thing as winter!
    So good to be an ant who crawls atop a spinning rock
    Currently playing: Bioshock 2,Far Cry 3

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fitzgerald77 View Post
    Granted. You now become OCD with cleaning as well as a germaphobe.

    I wish that there was no such thing as winter!
    Granted. There is now only Spring, Summer, Fall. However, nuclear fallout happens and now Fallout: New Vegas is your new home.

    I wish I had the power to make dreams come true for reals yo.

  5. #4485
    Honestly, living in the Mojave desert post apocalypse would be pretty sweet unless you were a generic npc, especially if you were the courier.

    Granted, but you can only make dead peoples dreams come true.

    I wish my hand didn't hurt right now.

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    Wish granted, but it will hurt 100 times worse tomorrow...

    I wish I had pancakes!

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    HI thread!

    Granted! You just had pancakes! Tomorrow you will spend all day with your favourite toilet too!

    I wish I could eat food with sugar. D:

  8. #4488
    Granted, but you become fatally allergic to all forms of protein.

    I wish I had an uncorrputable wish, the next time I make one.

  9. #4489
    Your whims and wishes are becoming too complicated mister/miss! :P

    Granted! Your next wish is incorruptible! Problem is, since you still have that weird mental disease, that you got from the pink soap dispenser(yes it had problems too), one day you said to yourself that your wish has to be corruptible or the world collapses!

    I wish I didn't wake up today, at 6:45 am for no reason, because I thought today was Monday instead of thinking it was Sunday... (yes this did happened -.-')

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    Granted, but then you and I wont be able to talk like we are right now.

    I wish Majad wasn't tired and could stay up without any issues until night time.

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    Granted, but now Majad wakes up Monday, wishing it was Thursday, so the week could almost be over.

    I wish, I could live on my very on Holodeck from Star Trek:TNG

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    Granted, but since I don't know what it is, you're now lost in an endless void with my avatar and signature.

    I wish Mall Security guard people could actually carry mace or a taser.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mall Security View Post
    Granted, but now Majad wakes up Monday, wishing it was Thursday, so the week could almost be over.



    Granted! Now both these mace or taser are made of paper, thus making Mall Security, the worst possible thing on this planet. :P

    I wish for Mynta to have his/her sleep problem fixed. :X

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    Quote Originally Posted by Majad View Post



    Granted! Now both these mace or taser are made of paper, thus making Mall Security, the worst possible thing on this planet. :P

    I wish for Mynta to have his/her sleep problem fixed. :X
    You mean it isn't already? One of our mall security guards got attacked by some kid with a knife and hospitalized a few weeks back. He didn't have any way to defend himself, and him and another one quit. Now the local mall only has one security guard working all open hours, the entire week, still without any means to defend himself.

    Granted, but now I get stuck in a coma and can only wake up if somebody makes a wish for me to wake up that doesn't get corrupted!

    I wish Majad didn't wish it was Thursday when he wakes up Monday so he isn't confused.

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    Huh? Really? So you mean that a security guard doesn't have any type of meanings to defend him and the other people if he/she his attacked other than using fists and feet? What kind of security is that? Atleast give the security some kind of taser or a stick like the cops have...

    Granted! When Majad wakes up Monday he wont think it's Thursday, instead he will think it's Wednesday. D:

    I wish I didn't had to sleep to restore my energy.

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    They have a flashlight and walkie talkie, but that's it. The police department is like, four minutes away normally, though, and they can respond extremely fast if they need to, but it's still kind of bad.

    Granted, you can now only restore energy by drinking coffee, which you're also allergic to now. Strange, isn't it? HAVE FUN!

    I wish I could listen to the music I like for eternity, no matter where I am or what I'm doing.

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    Granted, but it'll be so loud that your ear drums pop every time.

    I wish I could stop smoking.
    Quote Originally Posted by Laraven View Post
    Umm, skinny guys with abs are like a fat girl with big boobs. It don't really count.
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    Doesn't matter if there's a police station one minute way or 90000 minutes away... I security guard is suppose to give people comfort and a sense of freedom, so to speak, that's kinda hard to give if a security only has a flashlight and a walky talkie... >.>

    Granted! You now stopped smoking, but you got addicted on chewing gums and after 1 week you mouth muscles wont work, thus allowing you only to eat food in it's liquid form.

    I wish security guards had the means to protect people and themselves from the law breakers! :P

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    Granted, you stop smoking, save a ton of money over your life, and don't die earlier than you should from lung cancer.

    What? I couldn't bring myself to corrupt that.

    I wish everyone in the world stopped smoking tomorrow, completely successfully.

    Quote Originally Posted by Majad View Post
    Doesn't matter if there's a police station one minute way or 90000 minutes away... I security guard is suppose to give people comfort and a sense of freedom, so to speak, that's kinda hard to give if a security only has a flashlight and a walky talkie... >.>

    Granted! You can listen to music, you like, for eternity, when ever you want, but you get deaf after 10 minutes. :P

    I wish security guards had the means to protect people and themselves from the law breakers! :P
    I agree, but what can we do?

    Granted, they now are well enough armed to hold off a small army. Crime drops drastically throughout the US, and all goes back to Mexico, causing the crime rate to skyrocket.

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    Granted, everyone in the world has now quit tobacco for good, but with all the fees and taxes on tobacco no longer being part of the government income, the world spirals down until the economy completely crashes, causing people to hoard, loot and riot. Millions die in the streets.

    edit: God dammit, you're right xD
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    Quote Originally Posted by Laraven View Post
    Umm, skinny guys with abs are like a fat girl with big boobs. It don't really count.
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