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    Granted, but in order to make it happen your mother was turned in to Consuela from Family Guy.

    I wish I could post links on this forum.

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    You COULD if you had 0 post counts. There's nothing to grant here, I'll save my wish granting powers.

    I wish my door was red instead of white.

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    Granted, but the door can't open.

    I wish it wasn't so difficult to get into the college classes that I enroll in. Waitlist ftl.

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    Granted, but the classrooms are all kept at a comfortable -500 degrees celcius.

    I wish I spoke every language ever.



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    Granted, but your knowledge of Parseltongue causes the faculty of Hogwarts to hunt you like the dark wizard you are.

    I wish more of my friends enjoyed multiplayer games.

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    Granted, but none of them want to play with you.

    I wish I wasn't in montana
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    “It's funny. All you have to do is say something nobody understands and they'll do practically anything you want them to."

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    Granted, but now you're in Idaho.

    I wish people liked me.

    Nothing can hold me back!

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    Granted, but they like you so much, you have a huge crowd following you around 24/7. Even in your house and bathroom.

    I wish that Letmesleep was the richest man in the universe.



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    Granted, but it really doesn't make him any happier. He's still bored out of his mind.

    I wish Mynta would create some amazing allergen-free desserts in the future.

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    Granted, but it really doesn't make him any happier. He's still bored out of his mind.

    I wish Mynta would create some amazing allergen-free desserts in the future.
    Granted he/she creates allergen-, gluten-, sugar-and absolutely flavorfree desserts, people are amazed at how something disgusting like that would end up on the supermarket shelves.

    I wish I had a working Star-Trek Replicator.
    Last edited by Slayman; 2013-01-31 at 08:39 AM.

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    Granted, But it now kills you when you use it.

    I wish these bad ads would end
    Quote Originally Posted by J.D. Salinger
    “It's funny. All you have to do is say something nobody understands and they'll do practically anything you want them to."

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    Granted, but now even worse ads begin, and you get hit by a banana.

    I wish the entire world and everything on it was transformed into giant pink bananas.



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    Quote Originally Posted by ~Mynta Swirl~ View Post
    Granted, but now even worse ads begin, and you get hit by a banana.

    I wish the entire world and everything on it was transformed into giant pink bananas.
    Granted, but space-faring giant apes come to harvest monthly and eat all the pink bananas.

    I wish for the Zombie Apocalypse now.

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    Granted, you get to be the first zombie

    I wish it was winter forever
    Quote Originally Posted by J.D. Salinger
    “It's funny. All you have to do is say something nobody understands and they'll do practically anything you want them to."

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    Granted, but the temperature drops 500 degrees a minute until you wish for eternal summer.

    I wish Dyra would understand that my Techno-Mage powers were better than her British Wizard "magic."



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    Granted. However, everything runs on magic now. Technomancy is useless..

    I wish Ubisoft were a much more human company.

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    Quote Originally Posted by tenangrychickens View Post
    Granted. However, everything runs on magic now. Technomancy is useless..

    I wish Ubisoft were a much more human company.
    Granted, they are not calling themselves Ubiwell and provide food and shelter to the homeless, no longer making anything else, especially no computer games.

    I wish I'd find a magic lantern with a good Djinn inside granting me 3 uncorrupted wishes.

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    Granted, but they are bought out by EA and go back to being soulless bastards.

    I wish that I get good sleep tonight. I'd like to come up with a more imaginative wish, but Fun Stuff is moving fast atm.

    Edit: Like I said.

    Quote Originally Posted by Slayman View Post
    I wish I'd find a magic lantern with a good Djinn inside granting me 3 uncorrupted wishes.
    Granted, your 3 wishes are pure right now but are still susceptible to future corruption.
    Last edited by Letmesleep; 2013-01-31 at 09:16 AM.

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    Silly Tenangrychickens, I'm not a technomancer. I'm a Techno-Mage! Huge difference.

    Granted, but my cat attacks you for magically appearing in my bed.

    I wish Letmesleep would stop trying to spoon with everyone at once. People aren't meant to be teleported around like that!



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    Granted, I just spoon the world one person at a time.

    I wish everyone would stop struggling when they find out I've been spooning them.

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