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    Granted, it does. The residents in the area (1000 miles away from you) that enjoy those temperatures for the rest of the winter thank you for your generous wish.

    I wish I spoke fluent Spanish without having to take the time or put in the effort to learn it.
    [22:14] <+Lia> And why is Ruken molesting trees?
    [22:14] <@Rukentuts> Because they give me wood.
    [22:14] <+Lia> ...
    [22:14] <+Lia> worst pun ever
    [22:15] * Rukentuts boughs.

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    Granted, but in order to make it happen your mother was turned in to Consuela from Family Guy.

    I wish I could post links on this forum.

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    You COULD if you had 0 post counts. There's nothing to grant here, I'll save my wish granting powers.

    I wish my door was red instead of white.

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    Granted, but the door can't open.

    I wish it wasn't so difficult to get into the college classes that I enroll in. Waitlist ftl.

  5. #6165
    Granted, but the classrooms are all kept at a comfortable -500 degrees celcius.

    I wish I spoke every language ever.


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    Granted, but your knowledge of Parseltongue causes the faculty of Hogwarts to hunt you like the dark wizard you are.

    I wish more of my friends enjoyed multiplayer games.

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    Granted, but none of them want to play with you.

    I wish I wasn't in montana

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    Granted, but now you're in Idaho.

    I wish people liked me.

    Nothing can hold me back!

  9. #6169
    Granted, but they like you so much, you have a huge crowd following you around 24/7. Even in your house and bathroom.

    I wish that Letmesleep was the richest man in the universe.


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    Granted, but it really doesn't make him any happier. He's still bored out of his mind.

    I wish Mynta would create some amazing allergen-free desserts in the future.

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    Granted, but it really doesn't make him any happier. He's still bored out of his mind.

    I wish Mynta would create some amazing allergen-free desserts in the future.
    Granted he/she creates allergen-, gluten-, sugar-and absolutely flavorfree desserts, people are amazed at how something disgusting like that would end up on the supermarket shelves.

    I wish I had a working Star-Trek Replicator.
    Last edited by Slayman; 2013-01-31 at 08:39 AM.

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    Granted, But it now kills you when you use it.

    I wish these bad ads would end

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    Granted, but now even worse ads begin, and you get hit by a banana.

    I wish the entire world and everything on it was transformed into giant pink bananas.


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    Quote Originally Posted by ~Mynta Swirl~ View Post
    Granted, but now even worse ads begin, and you get hit by a banana.

    I wish the entire world and everything on it was transformed into giant pink bananas.
    Granted, but space-faring giant apes come to harvest monthly and eat all the pink bananas.

    I wish for the Zombie Apocalypse now.

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    Granted, you get to be the first zombie

    I wish it was winter forever

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    Granted, but the temperature drops 500 degrees a minute until you wish for eternal summer.

    I wish Dyra would understand that my Techno-Mage powers were better than her British Wizard "magic."


  17. #6177
    Granted. However, everything runs on magic now. Technomancy is useless..

    I wish Ubisoft were a much more human company.

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    Quote Originally Posted by tenangrychickens View Post
    Granted. However, everything runs on magic now. Technomancy is useless..

    I wish Ubisoft were a much more human company.
    Granted, they are not calling themselves Ubiwell and provide food and shelter to the homeless, no longer making anything else, especially no computer games.

    I wish I'd find a magic lantern with a good Djinn inside granting me 3 uncorrupted wishes.

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    Granted, but they are bought out by EA and go back to being soulless bastards.

    I wish that I get good sleep tonight. I'd like to come up with a more imaginative wish, but Fun Stuff is moving fast atm.

    Edit: Like I said.

    Quote Originally Posted by Slayman View Post
    I wish I'd find a magic lantern with a good Djinn inside granting me 3 uncorrupted wishes.
    Granted, your 3 wishes are pure right now but are still susceptible to future corruption.
    Last edited by Letmesleep; 2013-01-31 at 09:16 AM.

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    Silly Tenangrychickens, I'm not a technomancer. I'm a Techno-Mage! Huge difference.

    Granted, but my cat attacks you for magically appearing in my bed.

    I wish Letmesleep would stop trying to spoon with everyone at once. People aren't meant to be teleported around like that!


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