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  1. #61
    Quote Originally Posted by akuaku View Post
    Granted! But the wish takes 5 days to fulfill itself. Sorry but my magic powers have 432.000.000ms latency.

    I wish for a DX11 plugin to change WoW graphics to my liking.
    Granted! but your computer turns into a hobbit and dances away!!
    I wish for a roasted goose wit lemonade!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Trollslaughter View Post
    Granted! but your computer turns into a hobbit and dances away!!
    I wish for a roasted goose wit lemonade!
    Granted! however the roasted goose is far too salty, and the lemonade is far too bitter for your liking, and you decide to never eat it again.

    I wish for sleep! (SELF GRANTED LIKE A BOSS)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Illunis View Post
    Granted! however the roasted goose is far too salty, and the lemonade is far too bitter for your liking, and you decide to never eat it again.

    I wish for sleep! (SELF GRANTED LIKE A BOSS)
    granted, but you never wake up again.

    i wish for a soda.

  4. #64
    Quote Originally Posted by Illunis View Post
    I wish for sheep! (SELF GRANTED LIKE A BOSS)
    Granted! Sadly my quote didnt work out for you and now you are in New Zealand!

    I wish for perfect sight so I can throw away my glasses.

    Edit:
    i wish for a soda.
    Granted! Sadly someone tells you a good joke and you shoot it out of your nose.

  5. #65
    Quote Originally Posted by Limiter View Post
    granted, but you never wake up again.

    i wish for a soda.
    Granted. But the soda pops into your face.
    -1 eye

    I wish for an epic beard.
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  6. #66
    granted but your beard gets stuck in a lawnmower

    i wish for my teacher to let me play flashgames during his classes

  7. #67
    Quote Originally Posted by Mijen View Post
    Granted. But the soda pops into your face.
    -1 eye

    I wish for an epic beard.

    Granted, but the bread is moldy!

    I wish for a sparkly pony!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sym View Post
    Granted, but the bread is moldy!

    I wish for a sparkly pony!
    Granted but it dies right after u get it

    I wish i had some holidays!!!
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  9. #69
    Quote Originally Posted by Sym View Post
    Granted, but the bread is moldy!

    I wish for a sparkly pony!
    Granted, but you accidently get THR, That Retarted Horse and people call you a noob.

    I wish for a magical wonderland where all my dreams can come true! * yaay *
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  10. #70
    Quote Originally Posted by Evassac View Post
    Granted, but you accidently get THR, That Retarted Horse and people call you a noob.

    I wish for a magical wonderland where all my dreams can come true! * yaay *
    Some old god comes along and corrupts your dreams into nightmares and you are now forced to live in your nightmares for all eternity.

    I wish I had a lunar base...

  11. #71
    Quote Originally Posted by Skohsl View Post
    Some old god comes along and corrupts your dreams into nightmares and you are now forced to live in your nightmares for all eternity.

    I wish I had a lunar base...
    Granted, but Mexicans come from the south of the border and sneak in taking over the positions on the base and kicking you out.

    I wish for the ability to warp matter into my own choosing.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Skohsl View Post
    Some old god comes along and corrupts your dreams into nightmares and you are now forced to live in your nightmares for all eternity.

    I wish I had a lunar base...
    Granted, but it's not launched.

    I wish for nothing but the holidays to end soon.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Beacon View Post
    Granted, but it's not launched.

    I wish for nothing but the holidays to end soon.
    Granted. School starts tomorrow.

    I wish for a boyfriend.
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  14. #74
    Quote Originally Posted by Zalënë View Post
    Granted. School starts tomorrow.

    I wish for a boyfriend.
    Granted, but it's me.

    I wish bra`s were see-through.
    It's astonishing how confused people get when a sentence does not end as they potato.

  15. #75
    Quote Originally Posted by Hadisabeast View Post
    I wish for the ability to warp matter into my own choosing.
    Granted, but you accidentally thought of Stay Puft Marshmallow Man and he slaughtered everyone, including you...

    Quote Originally Posted by Voij View Post
    Granted, but it's me.

    I wish bra`s were see-through.
    Granted, but you are now blind.

    I wish I had a robot servant.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Orrik View Post
    Granted, but they have to dance to MJ's Thriller every 10 mins every single day until it becomes the new zombienation's national anthem.

    I wish this Fox Kit would drop for me.
    Granted, but deathwing swoops in and kills you the minut after because he wanted it first.

    I wish for cookies.

    ( hehe.. remember playing this game alot of the Dragonball online forum )

  17. #77
    Quote Originally Posted by Mishnara View Post
    Granted, but deathwing swoops in and kills you the minut after because he wanted it first.

    I wish for cookies.

    ( hehe.. remember playing this game alot of the Dragonball online forum )
    You are actually supposed to quote the guy above you, not somebody on page 2.

    Anyways, granted, but you got your cookies from the nice older guy in the neighborhood, who exchanged the raisins with razors and added roofies to your milk. You will now be buttraped a lot.

    I wish people would read threads completely before posting.
    It's astonishing how confused people get when a sentence does not end as they potato.

  18. #78
    Quote Originally Posted by Mishnara View Post
    Granted, but deathwing swoops in and kills you the minut after because he wanted it first.

    I wish for cookies.

    ( hehe.. remember playing this game alot of the Dragonball online forum )
    Granted but they were spit out by a baby first.

    I wish for a toilet... FAST!

  19. #79
    Quote Originally Posted by Voij View Post
    You are actually supposed to quote the guy above you, not somebody on page 2.

    Anyways, granted, but you got your cookies from the nice older guy in the neighborhood, who exchanged the raisins with razors and added roofies to your milk. You will now be buttraped a lot.

    I wish people would read threads completely before posting.
    Granted but that doesnt matter cause they are to lazy to think about what they just read and keep on posting b....

    I wish my shammy had ilvl 329

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    Granted, but the ilvl 329 gear is all Enhancement.

    I wish I had a panda!
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