Corrupt-A-Wish Forum Game

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Granted, but since Icedwarrior cries everyday and whines about everything Blueobelisk has to slap him everyday and due to this Iced develops a superpower in which he can sense when Blue comes running to slap him but he still can't avoid being slapped.

I wish I had a talking chair.

[icedwarrior]

Granted. You have a talking chair. It only speaks in a language you can't understand, and it can't control the volume of its voice; it likes to SHOUT. All the goddamn time.

I wish Blueobelisk was more active in this thread. "Wish God" my ass.

I wish icedwarrior would stop being such a whiny baby and Blueobelisk would slap him every time he does.

Oh, don't worry. I already do.

[Akshak]

Granted but he's incensed you doubt his Wish God status and he proceeds to wish himself inside your head along with a demolition derby car blasting Miley Cyrus over its stereo system.

I wish Binkamus' talking chair shouted stuff in German causing icedwarrior to jump every time.

[3DTyrant]

Granted, the talking chair now yells in German "I love da booty", each time icedwarrior jumps, he lands on the chair, breaking it bit by bit with each landing.

I wish for the ability to make people turn inside out when ever I want.

[Akshak]

Granted but you turn your own family inside out finding just exactly how much Mexican food they've been eating.

I wish the Dutch chair would invade Binkamus' living room and start the next great Furniture World War.

[icedwarrior]

Granted. However, the Great Furniture War of 2015 is so catastrophic that all furniture (and material that could make said furniture) is obliterated. Now we can't sit or anything. Thanks, Akshak.

I wish the next poster could read my mind and corrupt my wish that I'm currently thinking of.

[3DTyrant]

Granted, you even dare tell the world Akshak's deepest, dark secret, you'll be haunted by the ghost a rabid fat man.

I wish for a new gaming chair, mine is not far off from possibly breaking.

[Arthas242]

Granted, you even dare tell the world Akshak's deepest, dark secret, you'll be haunted by the ghost a rabid fat man.

I wish for a new gaming chair, mine is not far off from possibly breaking.

Granted, but you can never get up from your seat ever again!


I wish everyone in the world was a woman! *yeah finding a date will not be hard*

(jokingly this wish in it self can be considered corrupted already)

[3DTyrant]

Granted, everyone is now a woman, but we all become anti-social due to having a non existing feud with anyone and everyone.

I wish this world never comes to be real.

[Akshak]

Granted but it's an unending replay of the same stuff that shows up in the Ratfinks video by Rob Zombie from the Beavis and Butthead movie - meaning you're on a permanent acid trip mixed with a side of Purgatory.

I wish I hadn't channeled that bit of Dante this early in the morning.

[icedwarrior]

Granted. Instead, you channeled Diablo.

I wish I knew what I was talking about.

[3DTyrant]

Granted, you now know, but you shall forget in a couple of moments.

I wish I knew what was going on.

[Deleted]

Granted, you knew what was going on but by knowing it you now know that the thing you knew was that you would explode if you didn't dance every 15seconds.

I wish everyone here would have a nice cold beer to drink.

[Deleted]

You wish has been granted... problem is it's the lousy American one.

I wish for a hat.

[razski]

Granted, but it is a very girly hat.

I wish for ice cream.

[3DTyrant]

Granted, you now have an ice cream that is frozen cream.

I wish for awesome super powers.

[icedwarrior]

Granted. However, "awesome" is deemed by a baby; you have the super power of being able to play peekaboo.

I wish for Aquaman to be badass.

[Deleted]

Granted, he's so badass that you dress up to be just like him and run around trying to fight crimes but all you do is embarrassing yourself.

I wish for a pet Akshak.

[3DTyrant]

Granted, you now have your very own Mini Akshak! But, he's like an untrained dog, uses your house as a toilet, humps your stuff aswell as bites anyone and everything. Oh, did I mention he can't be trained?

I wish for afew more hours in the day.

[Nekrotix]

You now have a few more hours of the day, but you must spend them sitting in a room listening to dogs barking in your ear without end, all demanding attention but you must never give them said attention so their barking only becomes louder.

I wish I could become a pigeon and fly away from my problems.