Corrupt-A-Wish Forum Game

[icedwarrior]

Granted, but it's not canon, so it's useless.

I wish Binkamus would stop trying to foil my plans. It won't work.

[3DTyrant]

Granted, Binkamus now stops, however I am the one now trying to foil your plans!

I wish for icedwarrior to be dethroned!

[Deleted]

Granted, he slips was about to sit on the throne...embarrassing himself on the NSTV ( National Sloth Television)

I wish the throne was made out of icecream

[Akshak]

Granted but since summer's imminent the throne melts causing whomever sits on it to slip and fall then become ant-fodder.

I wish the Mole Battalion would avenge the Chupacabra massacre and foster a revolution in the Sasquatch platoon.

[icedwarrior]

Granted. They avenge the massacre by adopting mascara and frilly outfits. Moles aren't too bright.

I wish I could keep track of all these platoons, armies, and whatnot. After all, there's only one true ensemble of animal overlords: sloths.

[Akshak]

Granted but there's a growing resentment amongst the Sloth Brigade and they eventually rise up, join the Mole Battlion and Sasquatch Platoon and butcher and mutilate icedwarrior.

I wish someone would erect a statue of Blueobelisk only to knock it down and perform disgusting acts of perversion on it and with it.

[Deleted]

Granted, Icedwarrior, hours before his inevitable mutilation erected a statue of Blueobelisk in the throneroom only to knock it down and do perverted things on it and with it.

I wish 3DTyrant became the ruler of incoming alien attack that someone would wish soon enough

[Deleted]

Granted, but he died in the first assault he did on Earth.

I wish I would have a big bar of chocolate right now.

[3DTyrant]

Hell, atleast I was a ruler for a little while....

Granted, you have a HUUUGE bar of chocolate, riddled with mould, maggots, and covered in ants.

I wish that I could have a nap without screwing up my already screwed up sleeping pattern

[Deleted]

Granted, you take a nap, a very very long nap and before you know it it's the year of 2376...

I wish Icedwarrior was Herbert from Family Guy.

[Akshak]

Granted but because of your youthful look he's now stalking and creeping you and all you hear is the horrible lisp.

I wish the impending alien invasion would target Canada for unleashing Celine Dion on the world.

[Deleted]

Granted, but as the second fleet reaches earth they all implode because they are hyper sensitive to sound and heard the on-going concert of Justin Bieber

I wish the seas were made out of chocolate and the land was made out of marshmallows

[3DTyrant]

Granted, but due to this, the chocolaty, marshmallowy earth is eaten by people and no longer exists.

I wish for nothing.

[Akshak]

Granted but now you have nothing to eat, drink or play and die from starvation, thirst and boredom.

I wish Binkamus hadn't wished the Bieber concert into reality but instead wished that Lemmy from Motorhead used his Mole to strike the Bieber down.

[3DTyrant]

Granted, but now there shall be a permanent blob of gunk as a reminder that's where beiber was squished. Lets just hops it's (his, sorry...) music will go away.

I wish for better editing programmes on my pc.

[Akshak]

Granted but they're all top of the line code editors.....in Wingding fonts.

I wish I had all these hot teachers getting arrested these days back when I was in school.

[Ripster42]

Granted, but since the world is ruled by sloths now, they're all hot sloth teachers and you don't like it when they cup your genitals with their claws.

I wish giraffes roamed the prairie like the buffalo used to.

[Deleted]

Thank you for putting that image in my head...now I can't unsee it...

Granted, giraffes now roam the prairies but are quickly hunted to near extinction because reasons.

I wish Sloths were deleted and couldn't be written into any wish from now on.

[3DTyrant]

Granted, but your wish backfires. Why? Because sloths.

I wish the sloths could never be deleted in any way, shape or form.

[icedwarrior]

Fuck. Of course I get a sloth wish to corrupt. But I do like how sloths have become prevalent. Yus.

Uhh...granted. They can never be deleted, and the only subject able to be wished for.

I wish there was more time in the day.