Corrupt-A-Wish Forum Game

[Deleted]

I wish for a naked girl avalanche. And they're hot girls too. Oh and alive.

Granted, but you like men now!


I wish for Nicky Whelan.

[chemicader]

Granted, but I dont know who is Nicky Whelan so I will give you Ghostcrawler instead.

I wish mages get nerfed!

[lol]

Granted, but every other class gets nerfed twice as hard in the process.

I wish it would rain

[Lemoron]

Granted, but your house floods and you lose everything

I wish for a job

[Walorina]

EDIT: Bah Lé Moron.

Granted, have fun licking my toes all day

I wish the next poster will grant my wish.

[onelegend]

Granted, but every other class gets nerfed twice as hard in the process.

I wish it would rain

granted, but the rain is hydrochloric acid.

I wish it were easier to get to another planet with similar life forms.

[drkbkr]

Granted, but you get transferred to a department in northern Sibiria.

I wish I could fly

Granted but you can crash too.

I wish vegetables weren't good for you.

[grothezk]

Granted but you can crash too.

I wish vegetables weren't good for you.

granted, now your veins are filled with grease and you die from a heart attack.

i wish i can breath toxic radiation clouds and fart them as clean air.

[Deleted]

Granted, but now you are forced to run a business as professional farter to assist chemotherapy patients.

I wish skill could be purchased.

[willjones410]

EDIT: Curse you Syriane!

Granted, but it costs 10K gold per skill point.

I wish I could subscribe to HBO without having to provide the cable company more money.

[Yemiena]

Granted, but now you are forced to run a business as professional farter to assist chemotherapy patients.

I wish skill could be purchased.

Granted, but you are no longer allowed to have money.

i wish for a deamon pony with 3 horns.

[Papalenin]

Granted, but now you are forced to run a business as professional farter to assist chemotherapy patients.

I wish skill could be purchased.

Granted but you can't afford it.

I wish I didn't strip the lock ring on my bike just now.

[Deleted]

Granted, but you are no longer allowed to have money.

i wish for a deamon pony with 3 horns.

Granted, but you have to go through psychoanalysis and thus discover you were raped by a centaur disguised as Diablo when you were 3 years old.

I wish I wasn't raped by a centaur disguised as Diablo when I was 3 years old.

[grothezk]

Granted, but you have to go through psychoanalysis and thus discover you were raped by a centaur disguised as Diablo when you were 3 years old.

I wish I wasn't raped by a centaur disguised as Diablo when I was 3 years old.

granted, let's tell everyone you got raped by barney and his pedo bear buddy.

i wish i know she knows what i think she knows without having to let her know that I know what i know.

[Tarook]

Granted, but your friend who knows what you know tells her that you know what you know.

I wish for a better gaming computer.

[Panador]

Granted and it explodes when u start it
I wish i had 100k gold

[Deleted]

Granted, but the chinese gold exchange rate makes your 100k gold worth 100k copper.

I wish I had an original Atiesh with pink feathers.

[Deleted]

Granted, but the chinese gold exchange rate makes your 100k gold worth 100k copper.

I wish I had an original Atiesh with pink feathers.

GRANTED! but it loses all its stats and is now used to dust things.

i wish teh MH glaive would drop for my twink :<

[Tavynn]

Granted. Your hands fall off, though.

I wish that dinner would make itself...

[Belize]

Granted. Your hands fall off, though.

I wish that dinner would make itself...

Granted but it comes alive and eats YOU.

I wish I knew what to wish for.