Granted but you're now completely deaf.
I wish for more gold!
Granted. But you'll get hacked & robbed by the wish granting fairy.
I wish I had more luck with archaeology.
Granted, but now all the food you consume will become chips.
I wish I overcame my writers block.
Those who do not learn from the past are doomed to repeat it.
Melodi, Resto Druid
Granted, however it ran away and got hit by a car.Granted, but the firealarm rings for all eternity keeping you awake.
I wish that I had another kitten.
I wish I had an iPhone 4 :P
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Granted! But now you wish Apple wouldnt be so monopolistic about software.
I wish for a Fucking Hell
granted, but he only sings screamo songs when he is undead
i wish for the rest of the week off
Originally Posted by Synthaxx
Granted, but beneath it you find pools of lava which incinerate you alive.
I wish for a genie which would grant me unlimited wishes!
Granted! But the wishes granted by the genie has a lot of loopholes!
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Granted! But you have to choose the blue or red pill. One will let you dream of todays society the other one will put you into a rabbit hole head first leaving your butt sticking out. As its a dream you will be, of course, naked and your highschool crush walks past. You hope her not to notice its you but then you fart and strangely enough she knows its you. Then you start to wiggle trying to get out but a girl bunny inside has fallen in love with you just like in "the sword in the stone" cartoon movie. That rabbit girl wishes you to become a guy rabbit but sadly her wish gets corrupted...
I wish Sangrial were a male rabbit! (read wish corruption 1 cm above)