Corrupt-A-Wish Forum Game

[Remilia]

Granted, but you're awesomely horrible.

I wish everyone would embrace MLP (I had to, :P)

[twinkleblur]

granted but you didnt know MLP meant monkey leprchun puke and now everyone hates you

I wish pokemon were real. and i was the greatest trainer ever.

[RenegadeXan]

Granted but no one care for pokemon but you.

I wish I would be the hottest man on earth.

[Remilia]

Granted but no one care for pokemon but you.

I wish I would be the hottest man on earth.

Granted, you'll be sent to the sun, and stay there.

I wish the next person doesn't wish for anything so it'd be awkward.

[Maxom]

Granted, you'll be sent to the sun, and stay there.

I wish the next person doesn't wish for anything so it'd be awkward.

Granted, but it isn't as awkward as you thought.
I wish for the debut full-length studio album by My Bloody Valentine called Isn't Anything.

[Roguez101]

Granted, but it isn't as awkward as you thought.
I wish for the debut full-length studio album by My Bloody Valentine called Isn't Anything.

granted but when u start to play it u will go blind and deaf
i wish for the best electronic devices

[Tourni]

granted but when u start to play it u will go blind and deaf
i wish for the best electronic devices

Granted, but you have no money left to pay the electricity bill so you cannot use them.
I wish alchol had no calories.

[Tomokei]

Granted, but you have no money left to pay the electricity bill so you cannot use them.
I wish alchol had no calories.

granted, but now it tastes like nothing because you took everything out of it.

I wish every trace of everyone I dislike disappeared from the universe, no soul, no history, no identity, no memory of them

[Snakez]

Granted but every trace of yourself disappeared too

I wish i could skip to 2012

[xenii]

Granted but you die in late 2011 and are an ethereal being for 2012

I wish i had a new computer

[ohshift]

granted, it will explode after you start it

i dont wish anything

[Rakeer]

granted. your murdered by pissed off genies whom you put out of work.

I wish for a camel.

[Saint42]

Granted, but it gets pissed at you, spitting in your face and stranding you in the middle of a desert.

I wish I had a Green Lantern ring

[Havokonux83]

Granted, but you stole if from the REAL green lantern and now their entire race is coming to kill you.

I wish for beer.

[Saint42]

Granted, but it explodes in your face (like my avatar)

I wish book 4 of game of thrones was out darnit

[Havokonux83]

Granted, but the book actually sucks and you kill yourself because of this.

I wish league of legends would fix their match making system and stop putting level 12s against level 30s

[Serj Tankian]

I wish book 4 of game of thrones was out darnit

Wish granted, but all copies are in hieroglyphics.

I wish George Carlin wasn't dead.

[Knough]

Wish granted, but all copies are in hieroglyphics.

I wish George Carlin wasn't dead.

Granted, but you aren't, (not too bad.. still got him)
I wish Douglas Adams wasn't dead

[Deleted]

I wish George Carlin wasn't dead.

I miss him too.

Granted, but you aren't, (not too bad.. still got him)
I wish Douglas Adams wasn't dead

Granted, but he'll be a zombie.

I wish there were more zombies on earth.

[Arcanimus]

Granted, but he immediately kills himself, after yelling "TOO SOON"

I wish utility companies didn't want a deposit for everything now.