Corrupt-A-Wish Forum Game

[Bladesmith]

Granted....Unfortunately it's yours, and you get caught on camera.

I wish I could live to see the time when intergalactic space travel is a common occurence.

[Crackleslap]

granted, but they're so shiny everyone is now out to kill for you them. hope you got a bomb ass hiding spot.

i wish that justin beiber would choke on some dude's pubic hair.

Granted, but its yours!

I wish for a Chinese pumpkin patch filled with mutated pumpkins that are alive and are under my command and intellectual mutated carrot enemies that ONLY fight the pumpkins which are under my command!

[Aethilus]

Granted, but your pumpkins grossly outnumber the carrots and you lose command of the pumpkins when they have finished killing the carrots. They turn on you.

I wish for wargle to be become a word used in everyday conversation.

[Shanto94]

Granted, but your pumpkins grossly outnumber the carrots and you lose command of the pumpkins when they have finished killing the carrots. They turn on you.

I wish for wargle to be become a word used in everyday conversation.

Granted, but everyone loses their voice making them unable to speak.

I wish for infinite power.

[Aethilus]

Granted, but everyone loses their voice making them unable to speak.

I wish for infinite power.

Granted, but you have no superpowers or abilities etc., you just don't pay an electric bill. You also can't sell or otherwise dispose of the excess power.

I wish for no more crime dramas in the future of television, and all current and past crime dramas to be wiped from reality.

[Deleted]

Granted, but everyone loses their voice making them unable to speak.

I wish for infinite power.

Granted, but you don't have the power to wield the infinite power, and it explodes in your face.

I wish for all the people I hate to burn in a fire for a thousand years.

[Aethilus]

Granted, but you don't have the power to wield the infinite power, and it explodes in your face.

I wish for all the people I hate to burn in a fire for a thousand years.

Granted, but you have extremely low self-esteem, to the point of hating yourself.

I wish for the quiz show Jeopardy! to feature an episode with the contestants being severely below average WoW players.

[Shanto94]

Granted, but you have extremely low self-esteem, to the point of hating yourself.

I wish for the quiz show Jeopardy! to feature an episode with the contestants being severely below average WoW players.

Granted, but when the show is about to start your TV and every1 you knows TV explode, making you unable to see it or get a recording off it.

I wish for immortality.

[Sandoggg]

granted but someone forgot to unlock your cell in the bottom of the lowest prison ever with no light/sound/concrete floor/no bed/no toilet

i wish someone would return my lost phone to me..

[Shanto94]

granted but someone forgot to unlock your cell in the bottom of the lowest prison ever with no light/sound/concrete floor/no bed/no toilet

i wish someone would return my lost phone to me..

Granted, but its returned in pieces. Small pieces. Dust actually.

I wish for good grades with no effort.

[Ktz385]

granted but someone forgot to unlock your cell in the bottom of the lowest prison ever with no light/sound/concrete floor/no bed/no toilet

i wish someone would return my lost phone to me..

Granted, but they changed the names of all your contacts....problem?

I wish the person that lives upstairs from me didn't breakdance.


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Granted, but those good grades don't lead to a good career.

Same wish.

[Aethilus]

Granted, they now swing dance and play the associated music much louder and 24/7.

I wish for no more reality tv shows.

[Deleted]

Granted, they now swing dance and play the associated music much louder and 24/7.

I wish for no more reality tv shows.

Granted, but now all life is scripted

I wish for the end of poverty

[bahumut5]

Granted, but now all life is scripted

I wish for the end of poverty

Granted, but people will only get a chair (it counts as a possession).
I wished for Boubouille to pay me in Ice Creams.

[Shanto94]

Granted, but people will only get a chair (it counts as a possession).
I wished for Boubouille to pay me in Ice Creams.

Granted, but the Ice Cream is horrible tasting.

I wish for my need for sleep to be removed.

[Dalagrath]

Granted, but your eyelids are stapled up so you can never shut them.

I wish for SW:TOR to be out already.

[Loaf]

granted, but your pc explodes

I wish for a wish

[Aethilus]

Granted, but it can only be used to wish for a single additional wish, which follows the same rule indefinitely.

I wish for daylight savings time to never ever ever ever happen again.

[Loaf]

granted, but you end up frozen in time

I wish for a fish to go with my wish

[Dalagrath]

Granted, but the fish is fried and poisonous.

I wish that I had all items in TF2.