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    granted, you get a horrible voice over guy that can't match how you speak worth shit and your hair defies gravity. The only thing you're good at however is nothing, while your brother is the martial arts world champion.

    I wish for pie

    I'd give you an inch, you'd take me a mile, your tail wagging happily all the while.

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    granted, but we went over this before and realized its a cream pie, WHICH U ATE!!!!!

    i wish to go back in time only to raid everything alllll over again

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    Quote Originally Posted by funfun847 View Post
    granted, but we went over this before and realized its a cream pie, WHICH U ATE!!!!!

    i wish to go back in time only to raid everything alllll over again
    Granted, but you could never find a good raid and then you get hacked and lose everything.

    I wish I was a stereotypical anime girl.

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    Granted, but you never seen again from a loving monster who kidnapped you.

    I wish I had the chance to go meet the people at Nintendo.
    For the Horde!

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    Granted, but it's Sunday noon.

    I wish I didn't have to study for the finals this year.

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    Granted, but you don't do your studies so you failed and got hold back a grade.

    I wish for the best tasting sandvich ever that will last for life time.
    For the Horde!

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    Granted, but you're now dying from food poisoning and dont get to enjoy it at all.

    I wish I had a new car.

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    Granted, but we got a truck for you instead.

    I wish that I had more wishes that lasted me a life time before I died.
    For the Horde!

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    Granted, but you're now dying from food poisoning and dont get to enjoy it at all.

    I wish I had a new car.
    granted but you lost your legs in an accident

    I wish world pace and bigger life spam

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    Quote Originally Posted by asteest View Post
    granted but you lost your legs in an accident

    I wish world pace and bigger life spam
    Granted, but the world blows up killing everybody but you, and you're floating in space with Wheatly.

    I wish I could go in space.

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    Granted, but the world blows up killing everybody but you, and you're floating in space with Wheatly.

    I wish I could go in space.
    Granted, but it turns out that space was not as good as you thought and you end up being there alone forever.

    I wish I won the lottery next wednesday!

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    Granted, but it turns out that space was not as good as you thought and you end up being there alone forever.

    I wish I won the lottery next wednesday!
    Granted but you get only 0,0000000000001 % of the winnings for unknown reason

    I wish I could study for this last year

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dotfix View Post
    Granted, but it turns out that space was not as good as you thought and you end up being there alone forever.

    I wish I won the lottery next wednesday!
    Granted, but you won a bowl of soup and 5 dollars.

    I wish I could believe I could fly.

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    Granted, but you have no imagination so we give you a small penis instead.

    I wish noone answered back on me.
    Last edited by mmoc05267c7c71; 2011-11-20 at 06:10 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mpif View Post
    Granted, but you have no imagination so we give you a small penis instead.

    I wish noone answered back on me.
    Granted, noone responded back, I did.

    I wish somebody would respond to this.

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    Granted, noone responded back, I did.

    I wish somebody would respond to this.
    Granted, but you now have herpes.

    I wish I was God.

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    Granted but you get only 0,0000000000001 % of the winnings for unknown reason

    I wish I could study for this last year
    Granted, but the subject you've been studying has been proven to be completely made up rendering you're year of study useless.

    I wish for a turkey sandwich on rye bread with lettuce and mustard. And... and I don't want any zombie turkeys, I don't want to turn into a turkey myself, and I don't want any other weird surprises, you got it?

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    Granted but the spot is already taken.

    I wish you merry Christmas!

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    Granted, but celebrating Christmas gets you shot.

    I wish for my computer parts were here already.

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    Granted, but they were smashed in the mail.

    I wish for a year-supply of Monster cans.

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