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    How do you eat your Toast

    Butterside up or butterside down?



    Me? I eat it butterside down, so as to prevent crumbs from succumbing to gravity and falling on my shirt.
    Anyone who eats their toast with the butterside UP is obviously an ignoramus that cannot grasp gravity.

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    I do not like my bread toasted, I like plain white bread

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    You put nothing but butter on your toast?
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    I put bread in a toaster then eat it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Davillage View Post
    You put nothing but butter on your toast?
    It's pleasing if you're sick, I find.

    Butter up.
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    Without bread there would be no toast. I eat my toast with my mouth, butter is for the uncouth.
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    Quote Originally Posted by brimdog View Post
    Butterside up or butterside down?



    Me? I eat it butterside down, so as to prevent crumbs from succumbing to gravity and falling on my shirt.
    Anyone who eats their toast with the butterside UP is obviously an ignoramus that cannot grasp gravity.
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    Butterside up.
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    Casuals. I like my toast with nothing on it. Unless I have red current jam that my family made.
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    But when you put your toast back down, you leave butter on the plate that could instead be on your toast. If you eat over your plate like you're supposed to that's where your crumbs fall. Crumbs, also, largely come from where you have penetrated your toast with your teeth so eating it butterside up or butterside down actually makes no difference. This is preposterous. I assume you eat your bagels cream cheese down too.

    /sethe

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    Use a plate, you heathens.
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    Quote Originally Posted by tommypilgrim View Post
    Use a plate, you heathens.
    You...eat the plate too?
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    and i something from the bottom of your butterside down toast happens to fall on you, you now have an oil stain on your shirt.

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    Quote Originally Posted by tommypilgrim View Post
    Use a plate, you heathens.
    But plates are crunchy and hard to bite through.
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    You can't fight porn on the internet, you may as well declare war on something overwhelming like water on Earth's surface - or something ephemeral like "terror" (lol sorry, had to do it) - or something both overwhelming and ephemeral... like porn on the internet.

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    Covered in cheese. (the toast, not me. Before one of you smart Alecs pipes up)

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    Butter side down if I wish to 'taste' the butter more. If not I will do butter side up. If I'm eating toast though it's a vehicle for whatever I'm putting on it so that means it's usually 'butter side' down for me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by prwraith View Post
    and i something from the bottom of your butterside down toast happens to fall on you, you now have an oil stain on your shirt.
    Didn't even think about that. Good call.

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    i don't eat bread because it is cruel and inhumane. wait you people toast bread? YOU MONSTERS!
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    Quote Originally Posted by breadisfunny View Post
    i don't eat bread because it is cruel and inhumane.
    It's pretty funny though.
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    Quote Originally Posted by breadisfunny View Post
    i don't eat bread because it is cruel and inhumane. wait you people toast bread? YOU MONSTERS!
    A breadist!

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    I like taking homemade bread from the oven and then putting real butter on it, better than most anything else in the world!

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