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    St$%/your parents say growing up.

    St$%/your parents say to you growing up.

    If your friends jumped off a bridge would you?

    Close the damn door I'm not paying to heat up the neighborhood.
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    i used to wear jeans as a kid, and i'd occasionally leave the fly down. Instead of telling me that, they'd say "your barndoor is open, your pony is gonna get out."
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    We're all doomed. Let these retards shuffle the chairs on the titanic. They can die in a safe space if they want to... Whatever. What a miserable joke this life is. I can't wait until it's all finally over and I can return to the sweet oblivion of the void.

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    Don't do as we do, do as we say. The message I received the first time I was caught smoking marijuana. Three out of four of my "parents" were pot smokers.

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    My dad used to tell me there were giants that would eat me down a certain path on the way home from school, I guess either because it was a bad neighberhood that way or he just didn't want me wandering off.

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    My dad used to tell me to fuck off.

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    We never saw eye to eye with my mother...

    "As long as you live under my roof you will do what you are told! And if you don't like feel free to move out!"
    "Even if you are 40, I'm still your mother and you will listen to me!"
    "Get it together! You have to go to school so you can get a desk job. Your asthma won't go away!"

    Didn't finished high school yet my salary is higher than my brother's, who has finished 5 years of Uni with a degree in Organic/Inorganic chemistry and worked for same company for 10 years.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Anakso View Post
    My dad used to tell me there were giants that would eat me down a certain path on the way home from school, I guess either because it was a bad neighberhood that way or he just didn't want me wandering off.
    To be honest, some exaggeration to keep small kids out of trouble, while they are too young to understand the real dangers of the world, is sometimes justified. Talk about giants sounds pretty weird though.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Razorice View Post
    My dad used to tell me to fuck off.
    Lmao.

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    Quote Originally Posted by GenjiNumeroUno View Post
    Lmao.

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    "Turn the lights off, what is this? Blackpool illuminations?"

    "Eat your carrots, they will help you see in the dark"
    Nah, don't get me wrong - he wasn't a bad parent he just thought that I should be independent and fix my own problems

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    If you don't put your seatbelt on we will crash.

    Worked though I always wore it and the habit is still with me, told him off for not wearing it when I was a child too.

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    My mom told me broccoli was baby trees so I'd think they were cute and not gross.
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