Oh god Darsithis just wrecked this thread even more lol.
If it wasn't diluted enough as is...
A duck walks into a bar and orders a drink, and says: "Put it on my bill"!
So the Pictures and Jokes threads are fused now? That's the funniest joke.
even if the morrow is barren of promises, nothing shall forestall my return. To become the dew that quenches the land to spur the land, the seas, the skies. I offer up edgelords as sacrifice!
Roses are red,
Daisies are smaller
me on facebook vs me on twitter
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"I was a normal baby for 30 seconds, then ninjas stole my mamma" - Deadpool
"so what do we do?" "well jack, you stand there and say 'gee rocket raccoon I'm so glad you brought that Unfeasibly large cannon with you..' and i go like this BRAKKA BRAKKA BRAKKA" - Rocket Raccoon
FC: 3437-3046-3552
This page has been funny as shit! It'll be hard to top off but we can at the very least give it a proper farewell:
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Three pregnant women are knitting sweaters for their babies at the OB/GYN waiting room.
The first one takes a pill out of her purse and says, "I want my baby to have a strong nervous system, so I'm taking a folate pill."
The second one takes a pill out of her purse and says, "I want my baby to have healthy blood, so I'm taking an iron pill."
The third one takes a pill out of her purse and says, "This is thalidomide."
The other two women look in horror. "WHY?!"
The third one calmly replies, "I just fucked up the sleeves on this sweater."
That black woman's tit's was the only saving grace to this entire page.