Cyanide & Happiness @ Explosm.net
this image instantly came to mind upon finding this thread.
Cyanide & Happiness @ Explosm.net
this image instantly came to mind upon finding this thread.
1. The ability to shapeshift into any animal in the world... Oh how I wish to fly with the wings of an eagle, or run through the forest like a great cat...
2. Money enough to be able to survive in modern society so I can focus on art and the aforementioned shapeshifting.
3. World peace (well, actually this would be nr 1, but same thing...)
You'd have to be incredibly self centred to wish for something like immortality.
"I AM THE MOST IMPORTANT PERSON THAT HAS EVER EXISTED, HOW DARE THE LAWS OF NATURE APPLY TO ME!!!".
1. The precise amount of money I need for anything I want to magically poof into my hand when I need it.
2. Magical powers to do anything I please such as flying, turning into an animal, invisibility, mind control, you name it.
3. Peace, happiness and good choices for everyone for all eternity.
1: The girl I love
2: Lots of money to buy a lot of things
3: well... I would like to own a tropical island like Cuba
1. Eternal happiness for me, my friends and my family.
2. Being able to spend time with my friends and my family.
3. Good health for me, my friends and my family.
I'm a little surprised, almost chocked, that 90% of all posters want money. Imo, eternal happiness is worth more than all the money in the world. No, having all the money in the world wouldn't make me happy. Lets say you have all the money in the world, what will you do then? Sit on your mountain of money? Tell me, how long could you do that until you get bored? Build a house of solid gold? What's that woth if you dont have any real friends? Wouldn't it be lonely? Of course, money is good to have. But all of it? Not to mention everyone else will probably hate you for having money, while they dont.
tl:dr happiness>money
If you just wish for happyness, then you get all you need.
No need for 3 wishes.
1. Cured of Type I Juvenile Onset Diabetes (15 years is TOO long).
2. Wish everyone else who had it was also cured of it.
3. Another wish-giving fish for 3 more wishes :P
1. Wish for a long, happy life with my fiance.
2. That my parents would admit and solve their own issues.
3. World peace, or more wish-giving fishes to solve other problems and issues the world has. But I won't go into detail..
1. No pain for anything alive.
2. Everyone's body rejuvenates to a look that they choose once every minute and if their entire body is consumed, it regenerates completely in a secure place after 12 hours. The Earth and its atmosphere expand at the same rate.
3. Nobody discriminates against another on the basis of something they're genetically determined to do (except for discriminating for sexual partners)
There were a few others I'd like to include, such as following the golden rule, not defrauding people, being able to understand John Stuart Mill's Utilitarianism, all governments being secular and democratic and rape being outlawed, but couldn't work that in. Was thinking about wording "3" as "Nobody does anything that another doesn't agree to", but that would outlaw jails...
Wait, change 3 to "Nobody does anything that another individual that is capable of giving informed consent on this particular issue does not agree to", covers rape (incl. statutory), murder, fraud and dictatorships.
1.Immortal
2.Infinite Money
3.Morphing powar
1. To be Dr. House IRL
That's all I need
Power to control atoms....anything else is irrelevant.
Probably:
1) Invisibility
2) Ability to stop time.
3a) ?????
3b) Profit
"I look bigger in those mirrors where things look bigger."
i just come up with a wish that makes all your wishes seem like pigpoop
1. the ability to get exactly what i want, (whatever it may be)
2. dont need this
3 i also dont need this