The Greatest Hero of the Alliance
Chapter 1: The Greatest Hero of the Alliance is found

Osby was a an avarage gnome living in tinkertown, he occasionally created techological inventions that were used in war.
Osby said to his friend smoggle "Why must i stay inside tinker town creating weapons for the army when i could be in the army?"
Smoggle replied "Because we are just gnomes, gnomes arent tall enough to join the war" Then stands up next to the *you must be this tall to join the army sign*
Osby frowns with disapointment then starts to think about how he could get into the army... HE GOT IT!
Osby invited a device to make him as tall as a human. he called it... stilts.

Chapter 2: Into the alliance army!

Osby also created his new invention *stilts* for his friend smoggle as well. He knew just being tall would not cut it. They had to act like they werent gnomes, so they acted less intelligent. Osby talked to a recruiter and said "Hello is this were i cans signed up for wars?" The recruiter replied "Yes this is fellow human, would you and your friend like to both sign up?" Smoggle replied "I want to joined the war for many year now" The recruiter said "Me toos but im stucked recruiting" Osby knew they were getting in and blending in just fine...

Chapter 3: Osby's and Smoggle's Class

The recruiter had one more question "So what class may you guys be?" Osby thought hard to make sure he didnt say a class only gnomes could be and not humans.. then it hit him... gnomes can only be things humans can... Osby told the recruiter he was a warrior and smoggle was as well. The recruiter signed their papers and they were off.
Once arriving in Arathi Basin they waited for their first war to start. A night elf druid said "WTB PALLY BUFFZ" Osby did not know what slang he was speaking for osby has been stuck in tinker town all this time. So osby flexed his muscles to show the druid he was buff. The druid then said "LAWL U BE TROLLIN I NEED MAH BUFFZ BRO U MAD?" Osby was confused more than ever now.

Chapter 4: Arathi Basin

Osby just ignored the night elf druid. because he knew he was not pretending to be a troll, he was pretending to be a human. Osby and Smoggle ran out mindlessly for they do not know the rules of war out into battle. They noticed soon enough they were the only two people who went to the area of combat called the blacksmith. They saw 5 hordes of diffrent races and classes prepaired to attack... they were done for.. untill Osby realized that being a gnome had its perks. he shot a gnomish gernade out of a gernade launcher right at the horde. The whole blacksmith blew up. No one knew what could have happened.

Chapter 5: The only Competition

Osby and Smoogle were using their gnomish technology to dominate arathi basin, in one 5 minutes they turned the tide of battle. this war has been going on for 6 endless years with no sign of an advantage to either sides till now thanks to osby and smoggle. smoggle and Osby were ready to launch their miniture gnomish rockets at Defilers den they just needed to hear that all 5 bases have been captured for the alliance. They were ready to end the war. all 5 bases were secured. They were about to launch when they noticed the fuses were cut and the rocket was disarmed. They assumed all of the horde were dead by now, they had no knowledge of classes or war so they did not know what was going on.

Chapter 6: The end of a Hero

Osby was more of an invention kind of gnome, while smoggle focused on repairing. Smoggle attempted to repair the rocket. Just as the rocket was nearly repaired Smoggle was ambused by an orc rogue, and stabbed right thru the neck and back with two daggers. Smoggle feel dead with the rocket almost finished. If osby could survive he could finish the rocket, it was close enough to finished that even the dumbest gnome knew where to go from there to finish its repairs. Osby equipted heat seeking goggles to help detect the rogue. He would have equipted them earliar if he knew a class possessed the power to stealth. Osby knew it was time to finally go into melee combat with a weapon. He detected the rogue and stabbed it, breaking its stealth. but that didnt stop the rogue, he stabbed osby in the shoulder and stomach with his poisoned daggers right before osby finished him. Osby had to act fast to finish that rocket.

Chapter 7: The Final Attempt

Every single horde were dead, he had to act before he either died from poison or horde reinforments arrived. he finished the rocket and set its cordinants and fired. right as horde reinforments came the defilers den blew up. killing all 15 newly arrived horde and ending the war with alliance as its victors. No one could figure out how the alliance randomly dominated the horde after 6 years of even war.. until the bodies of osby and smoggle were found. They inspired gnomes to train in the art of war or magic instead of only technology. To this day gnomes are excepted into battles against the horde, demons, and even scourage or any other battle you could think of. Gnomes were deeply hated by members of the horde after the insident and even hated by jealous alliance.

Moral of the story is. If you hate a gnome its because either they dominated you (horde) or your jealous of them (alliance)