Do you wash your hands after you pee?

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Depends if my hands touch anything beside clothing. Sometimes I just drop the pants and open fire without taking aim.

Mmhm, usually I can do it without touching my "companion".

If I somehow manage to pee on my hands, or if I do need to touch it because I'm wearing a fly or something I'll wash my hands.

[Lewlipopz]

Urine is actually sterile, you could drink it and it would have no ill effects on yourself. Therefore, washing your hands after peeing is pointless.

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no

[bak00777]

always, esp since i share a bathroom with several other people, and it only gets cleaned like once a month.

ofcourse i think i wash my hands to kill the germs i pick up from the toilet seat and the handle, since i wash myself everyday.

[Charge me Doctor]

I'm skilled enough not to pee on my hands, i'm skilled enough to even not to touch my penis =P
PS: Male.

[Wonderboy]

As previously stated, urine is sterile and actually more safe to drink that tap water. Theoretically though after about 4 passes through the body (ie if you like drinking it) the urea content gets too high and it becomes toxic. I think you would get some funny looks if you didn't wash your hands after getting it over your hands though.

[Thewelder]

Never. My hands will just get dirty again after opening the bathroom door. What's the point?

Tip for the guys: Just pull down your boxer/brief under your little friend and piss away. Don't need to "hold" it to pee plus you don't have to get your dirty hands on it. =]

[Twoshorty]

I do it if i'm out.

However, if I'm just at the house playing WoW. I just run water on them, then run back to the computer haha.

[Lightfist]

I do, because I wouldn't want someone who touched their penis to put their hands on my stuff.

They'll get their penis dead skin cells on it and I'll be all like, "Hey. Not cool."

[Imnick]

No, in fact I make sure to shit all over them too and then rub it on my face

[Lewlipopz]

Oh and if dead skin cells from your penis freaks you out, just think of the microscopic spiders that live and reproduce on the faces of humans. Don't believe me? Google it.

[marrefar]

I always do, I feel so dirty if I don't... Also, I'm too tall for most toilets, and CBA aiming into the pot :P So I usually sit, and therefore don't touch my manly jewels :P But I still wash them, for people that might have used the toilet before me might have pissed on their hands, then flushed, and when I flush I GET GERMS ON MY HANDS (((

Well well, that's me

[Simonzi]

I will if there's people around. If not, my time is more valuable than that.

[Lightfist]

Oh and if dead skin cells from your penis freaks you out, just think of the microscopic spiders that live and reproduce on the faces of humans. Don't believe me? Google it.

Nah, those guys are cool with me.

[Menkey]

I only wash my hands if the person in front of me washes theirs, otherwise I just go on with my day and rub my dick germs on everything.

[Lewlipopz]

I lold ahahah

[The Ogdru Jahad]

When I'm just in the bathroom at school alone I go and leave, usually turning the faucet on and moving my hands under the water for a couple seconds no soap. It's not like I ran my hand all along my business etc, I just pee and barely touch "it" at all. Lmao so weird talking about this. Yet for the sake of a reputation when others are in the bathroom with me I wash my hands.

On a side note, to all who say they always do and they are practice perfect hygiene, I SO doubt that, most people, when no one is looking wouldn't even second think about washing their hands. Its the truth.

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So you wash your hands, then touch the door to leave with your newly cleasned mitts, and get them all germy again, gg.

Ontopic, no I dont, I also piss in the shower.

I actually laughed hysterically at the piss in the shower comment as well as this whole thread. Funniest thing I've seen in a long time!

[Lewlipopz]

When I'm just in the bathroom at school alone I go and leave, usually turning the faucet on and moving my hands under the water for a couple seconds no soap. It's not like I ran my hand all along my business etc, I just pee and barely touch "it" at all. Lmao so weird talking about this. Yet for the sake of a reputation when others are in the bathroom with me I wash my hands.

On a side note, to all who say they always do and they are practice perfect hygiene, I SO doubt that, most people, when no one is looking wouldn't even second think about washing their hands. Its the truth.

Too true, when in a bathroom with other people, you don't want to be that guy walks out of the bathroom without washing his hands, regardless if they aren't even dirty.

[Felicia]

Being a CNA. I wash my hands after I do anything.

I also turn off the water/open door with a paper towel, just so I don't get them germy again. I also carry hand sanitizer. It's not like I'm a germophobe; but the job has me trained well :P

[Gracin]

I tend to wash my hand with my own urine... of course you should now that I wake up and piss excellence. So I have that going for me.

No, I don't always wash. There are far dirtier things than my junk, and I don't piss on my hand . To all the germaphobes I have to ask a question, how often are you sick in an average year? I am sick at most once a year for a few days, where as most people I know are sick once every couple months or so.

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