I'll start it off
What do u call a tree that dps's ...a Combat Log!
How many GM's does it take to change a lightbulb...none! its working as intended!
I got a long one... *Ahem*
Hemit Nesingwary and his son, Hemit Nesingwary Jr. came back to their tent at night after a day of hunting. They both look up toward the stars, Hemit asks Hemit Jr. "Do you know what i am seeing here lad?" And Jr. responds with "Is it that the stars, could they possibly be many different galaxys, out billions of miles away, With so many mysterious and wonderful things, Which our minds couldent have possibly ever contridict. That there are millions of different planets like Azeroth, Just waiting for someone else to reach out to them?"
Hemit replys "No you fool! IT MEANS SOMEONE HAS STOLEN THE BLUDY TENT!"
http://eu.battle.net/wow/en/characte...c%C3%A9/simple
http://eu.battle.net/wow/en/characte...Silence/simple
Sergeant of the Master Sergeants, Most Important Person of Extreme Sergeants, To The MAX!
What do you call a druid in tree form trying to dps?
A combat log.
Not word for word but i saw it the other day and literally lol'd
Best:
Whats the hottest race, class combo in wow?
Brown chicken, Brown cow (tauren boomkin for those that dont know to well.)
:3!!!!!!
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you know you play too much wow when your microwave goes 'ding' and you say grats.
i have a song?
I'm a little pally sort and stout, here is my hammer, here is my mount.
We i see a dagger scream and shout!
POP out my shield and heart stone out.
My worst and or best wow joke, depending on what you think, is
"Yo momma so fat, her Shadowstep has a cast time!"
What's the Biggest Mount in World of Warcraft?
Mount Hyjal
/groan!
How many GMs does it take to raid H ToC?
None. Additional instance cannot be launched.
I still get a chuckle out of:
Q: hay how u sotp warrier frum chrging???
A: u taek awy hiz creddit cardz omg lol!!!1!!
Need Roll - 1 for [Bright Pink Imbued Mageweave Banana-Hammock] by Ayirasi
yo momma so fat she stole all my chain heals.
yo momma so fat i dc'd when i shadowstepped her...
i knew more just cant think of any damit ;[
I've got a SC2 joke.
How many SCV's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? SCVenteen
"We are each a Nation, independent, free of all weakness.."
Heres one, stolen from a GM response a while back:
Q: What's the difference between a carpet and a gnome?
A: You take your shoes off to step on a carpet.
What do you tell a shaman that has been nerfed?
Nothing you already totem twice.