Would have to be either
-putting butter in the microwave to melt it not realizing there was still alfoil on the edges of the container. I had nfi what was happening, i was 12 at the time. The microwave broke .
-Getting grabbed on the ankle by a homeless person in San Francisco
mine was probaly in school...had a new science teacher...so we all thought iwould be funy to jump out the windows when he went out the class for a minute...so we did this, only to find 1 person had their shirt caught on the window and were just hanging there and the teacher just yelled at him..was op lolage
Used to work at some creepy old hospital. One night was on Shardelous ward (The spookiest of them all) It was empty and I had just finished cleaning a room. Literally the whole corridor was pitch black bar the light I Had on. I thought I heard somebody down the hall so I asked out, is anybody there.
The kitchen portal slowly walks past me and he goes "I'm watching you." and then goes down the hall and out the door to reception. What the fuck?
I have two.
- For about 7 years, whenever I shut down the computer (e.g. fully turn it off, monitor off/tower off/wall outlet off. During the middle of the night the bloody computer will SOMEHOW turn itself on, and the wall socket is on aswell. :|
- In Biology somebody was putting a thermometer in a beaker, somehow the thermometer lodged itself in his hand half sticking out the top, half sticking out the bottom.
Sleep paralysis f**ks you up.... basically when I was about 12 I woke up felling like I was being choked to death... culdnt move and hallucinated that sum1 was in the room choking me, completely freaked the fuck out and ran out of the house. My parents came and got me and we went back in.
Had the same thing happen a few other times sine then, when I wake up in my head but i cant move any part of my body. Last time it happened I hallucinated sum1 being outside my door >.>
Kind of fun when it happens though since I know theres nothing to worry about, so i can sit back and enjoy the free hit of my brains LSD >.<
Once i was on my way back form work in the middle of the night on my bike.
I usually take the road home that goes right trough the forest because it so much faster.
A day before that i read the paper and it said that wolfs where entering Germany form Poland and where getting closer to the border of Holland. (where i live) Here is the source of it, but kidna useless of your not dutch: http://nos.nl/artikel/141552-wolven-...nederland.html
When i was half way in the forest i noticed 2 lights popping up in the distance, like when you point a light at a cat and his eyes will light up.
When i came closer my bikes headlight lighted it up, and i came face to face with this wolf like dog. Looked kinda like a husky/german sheppard. Then the artile i read popped up in my head.
I was so shocked i fell of my bike and got back on it as fast as i could. Then was i thinking to my self: wait, that wolf was kinda small....
Futher on i came a cross a guy just walking in the dark with a leash.
I was kinda relieved it was just a pet dog.
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Getting up for a 3 AM bathroom call and stepping barefoot into the hairball that my cat conveniently left in front of the bathroom door...try going back to sleep after that.
One night my guild finished raiding around midnight.
Most people logged off as they usually did, but me and a few others stayed on to run some heroics.
About 30 minutes later you could hear one of my guild mates having sex with his girlfriend.
I guess he forgot to turn ventrilo off when he logged out of wow.
When Disney threw their entire awesome-sauce concept out the window, man... the old Disney movies FTW.
1: One day I came home from school only to find out the nails on the shelf above my desk fell out off the wall and the shelf crashed onto my desk, yes my computer screen, a glass, a 1.5L bottle of water, Xbox 360, speakers, keyboard and mouse were all under it :'S
2: It was summer, I was happily playing WoW when all of a sudden It started to smell like something was on fire, I checked outside, no smoke, I checked all around in my room (especially where I had electronic devices) nothing... than 15 minutes later there came smoke from under my desk, I first backed off, saw my computer was smoking and sparking from the inside, thinking I won't make turning it off if it's going to blow I back off and made sure no possible shrapnel could go for me (I know there's still a PC case in the way but hey, you never know) than it said poof and my PC died, brought it to the repair guy next day, a week later I got it back and found out it was dust blocking off the PC's air vents and destroyed the power supply, I regret that I didn't think about cleaning it up back than and now perform regular check ups.
used to tell my friends that wow was lame.. now i play it.............WTF!!
I was doing a party at home with 7-8 friends. I went to the kitchen, and suddendly there wasn't any of my friends there!
Mah face just went "what the hell just happened". The thing is they planned to hide in one room after doing me to go to the kitchen, but they only needed a few seconds to start laughing and I found'em.
Strange moment is strange.