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    Corrupt your spell

    Ok, this is a small game I thought up when I saw the "What spell from WoW would you like in real life" thread. I thought it might be fun to take the basic concept of that thread and add a little twist to it from "corrupt your wish".

    The rules are the following.
    After someone has posted, if you decide to reply you need to corrupt the spell of the previous poster. Example:
    Poster 1 says: "I would like to have heal in real life".
    Poster 2 says: "Granted, however you'll now be forced to work night and day in a hospital to heal sick people around the clock".

    After corrupting the wish you also need to continue the thread by saying what WoW spell you'd like to have in real life.

    I don't know if a game like this has been tried before, I did a small search and haven't found anything. Well without further ado I'll start.

    I wish I had shapeshift flight form in real life.

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    Grated, but is it so excruciating that you never want to do it

    I wish I had Stealth

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    Granted but you can only shapeshift into a pile of shit.

    Gief stealth

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    Granted, But once you shapeshift into flight form you cant shift out.

    I wish i could conjure food and water to sell and make bank.
    You may be smarter than me but I inherited a multi-million dollar enterprise.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Love me View Post
    Granted, But once you shapeshift into flight form you cant shift out.

    I wish i could conjure food and water to sell and make bank.
    Granted, but the food you conjure tastes horrible so nobody will buy it

    I wish I had teleport

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    Granted, but you can't control where you'll end up.
    I wish I had life grip.

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    Granted, but you are only able to lift a maxium wieght of a little girl.

    Id love to have demonic portal
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    I only shave my beard and balls.

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    Granted, but they both only sell for a penny apiece and take 6 hours to make.

    I wish I could levitate

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    Wish granted Themiller! however....you are forced to work 16 hours a day next to a highway with a speedtracking gun to ticket speeders! :>


    i wish i had a bubble of protection

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    Quote Originally Posted by dakoeda View Post
    Granted, by conjuring food includes you dancing naked around with at least 30 people watching.


    Id love to have demonic portal
    Granted, but travelling through the Nether without the rest of your warlock training causes you to be killed/injured/driven insane by the locals.

    I wish I had Summon: Succubus

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    granted, but you can only port to Antartica

    i wish i could summon succubi

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    Granted but you can only summon ugly women.

    I wish I was a deathknight.

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    Granted, but everyone in the world hates you.

    I want silence
    "I don't have a complete healing set yet, but I am healing capped and MP5 capped, so I'm good."

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    Quote Originally Posted by p75369 View Post
    Granted, but travelling through the Nether without the rest of your warlock training causes you to be killed/injured/driven insane by the locals.

    I wish I had Summon: Succubus
    Granted, but it's a futa, one that enjoys making men cry.

    I want fireballs!
    "Defending a position by citing free speech is the ultimate concession: you're saying that literally the most compelling thing you can say for it is that it's not illegal to express."

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    "Granted, but everyone in the world hates you.

    I want silence "

    Granted but you can only use it once a week.

    I want Ghost Wolf.
    Like the pills in your hands, I'll never let you down and like the bugs in your bed under my skin now, devouring, all that's left of me.

    Send us back to Hell, we've had our fill of Heaven. Give us back our sins, deadly 1 through 7. Keep us from their hearts, saving us like ashes. Grind us down to dust, never trust in anything we're told.

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    Granted you'll get nerfed into the floor when implemented.

    I wish I was called invincible like that mount LK drops, but yet people can see me D:
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    It would appear the world is retardeding at a pace much more rapid than previously anticipated.

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    Granted but you cannot speak yourself.

    I wish I could have path of frost
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    Granted but often times when the humidity is above 30% your feet freeze to the ground.

    I wish I had shadowstep.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Vorack View Post
    Granted but often times when the humidity is above 30% your feet freeze to the ground.

    I wish I had shadowstep.
    Granted, but you'll always end up 4 meters above your target.

    I wish I could shoot Fireballs!
    Quote Originally Posted by Rugz
    Holes means you have less of a food to plate ratio, you can get more net weight of pancakes into the same volume and area as you could with waffles. Therefore pancakes win.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Vorack View Post
    I wish I had shadowstep.
    Granted, but you could only use it once per day and you tripped EVERY time you used it.

    I wish i had Divine Shield

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