Corrupt your spell

[Vordie]

Granted, but can only be cast on Enemies.

I wish I had windfury Weapon! (getting up to 4 hits would be awesome when you actually only hit once!)

Granted, but your hands are broken after every single time.

I wish I had Reincarnation.

[Deleted]

Granted, but your hands are broken after every single time.

I wish I had Reincarnation.

Granted. but every time you reincarnate, you'll be in a coma for a year.

I wish I had Fire elemental Totem!

[Admuntour]

Granted, but you don't have any control over the fire elemental!

I wish I had life grip.

[Deleted]

I wish I had life grip.

Granted, but whenever you Life Grip someone, they come hurtling towards you at breakneck speeds.

I wish I had Arcane Brilliance.

[PlatedPriest]

Granted, but whenever you Life Grip someone, they come hurtling towards you at breakneck speeds.

I wish I had Arcane Brilliance.

granted, but so much knowledge drives you mad and you kill yourself

i wish i had prayer of mending

[apepi]

granted, but so much knowledge drives you mad and you kill yourself

i wish i had prayer of mending

Granted but atheist hate you and will riot.

I wish I had bacon of light.

[Lancer]

(presuming you mean beacon...)
Granted but the duration is is a millisecond.
I wish I had Wild Mushroom.

[gunner_recall]

(presuming you mean beacon...)
Granted but the duration is is a millisecond.
I wish I had Wild Mushroom.

Granted but you will now forever see the sky melt and you will occupy the same meatspace as God.

I wish I had Conjure refreshment

[Flaks]

Granted but you will now forever see the sky melt and you will occupy the same meatspace as God.

I wish I had Conjure refreshment

Granted but the 'refreshment' is your own blood :O

I wish I could intercept.

[Spondoo]

Granted but the 'refreshment' is your own blood :O

I wish I could intercept.

Granted. Except you're Arms spec'd.

I wish I could Blink.

[Faen7]

Granted. Except you're Arms spec'd.

I wish I could Blink.

Granted, But you're bound to get caught by the smallest of bumps in the ground making it so you only blink a step or so :P

I wish i had Find Treasure.

[Nourish]

Granted, But you're bound to get caught by the smallest of bumps in the ground making it so you only blink a step or so :P

I wish i had Find Treasure.

granted but you just became a dwarf to do so.

I wish for atrall recall

[Lethill]

granted but you just became a dwarf to do so.

I wish for atrall recall

Granted, but your recall location is permanently set to the center of the sun.

I wish for Howling Blast.

[jadedagonie]

Granted, but your recall location is permanently set to the center of the sun.

I wish for Howling Blast.

Granted, but you as well are encased in ice.

I wish for Mirror Images

[Goldrinn]

Granted, but you as well are encased in ice.

I wish for Mirror Images

Granted, but all they want to do is talk about Pudding.

I want me some Leap of Faith!

[gunner_recall]

Granted, but all they want to do is talk about Pudding.

I want me some Leap of Faith!

Granted but you can only cast it on yourself.

I wish I had....................................................................................... ......................dismantle!

[Skyfir]

Granted, but the weapons you dismantled stabbed you in the foot.

I wish I had Death Wish.

[BraveNewWorld]

Granted, but the weapons you dismantled stabbed you in the foot.

I wish I had Death Wish.

Granted, you're dead now.

I wish I could use Mind Control people

[Deleted]

I wish i had stealth

Granted but you now can only breathe loudly through your mouth.

I wish i had blink

[TastyParsnip]

Granted but you now can only breathe loudly through your mouth.

I wish i had blink

Granted, but whenever you blink you poo your pants.

I desire dispersion.