Roses are red..

[Amandroll]

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Lets f*$k

Any good?

[Lightfist]

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
The Sun is Yellow,
The grass is green,

Amethyst are purple,
Cheese is also yellow,
Glass is transparent,
Cheese and the sun are yellow.

[Luminar]

Roses are Red,
Violets are Blu,
Look out for that Spy,
Now you're dead too.

Roses are Red,
Violets are Blu,
I'm nomming a sandvich,
And shooting at you.

[Deleted]

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
The Sun is Yellow,
The grass is green,

Amethyst are purple,
Cheese is also yellow,
Glass is transparent,
Cheese and the sun are yellow.

Damn... Those really touched me deep down in my heart. I feel wholly fulfilled in my life's journey. You've got real talent in poetry.

[Lightfist]

Damn... Those really touched me deep down in my heart. I feel wholly fulfilled in my life's journey. You've got real talent in poetry.

Yeah, I know.

Skillz.

[Deleted]

Roses are red,
Violets are black,
Why is your chest,
As flat as my back?

[matherl]

roses are red

violets are blue

I dremt about you and you did too

...egocentric whore!

[giowatcher]

Roses are red
Violets are blue
This thread made me laugh
so I bookmarked it to

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Need more units
YOU MUST CONSTRUCT ADDITIONAL PYLONS

[Deleted]

Roses are red
Violets are blue
You'll read this again
Won't you?

[Deleted]

Roses are red
Violets are blue
You'll read this again
Won't you?

I actually did read the 3rd line twice for some reason... (S)HE'S A WITCH!

[toletthemdecide]

We were wrting cards to my grandmother when she had cancer and my 10 year old brother came up with this:

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I hope that lung cancer
does not kill you!

we all laughed and realized we were going to hell.

[Deleted]

Just wanted to share this poem (also seen in Harold and Kumar 2)

I’m sure that I will always be
A lonely number like root three
The three is all that’s good and right,
Why must my three keep out of sight

Beneath the vicious square root sign,
I wish instead I were a nine
For nine could thwart this evil trick,
with just some quick arithmetic
I know I’ll never see the sun, as 1.7321
Such is my reality, a sad irrationality

When hark!
What is this I see,
Another square root of a three
As quietly co-waltzing by,
Together now we multiply
To form a number we prefer,
Rejoicing as an integer

We break free from our mortal bonds
With the wave of magic wands
Our square root signs become unglued
Your love for me has been renewed

-David Feinberg

You need certain balls to use this poem.

[grayscale-warfare]

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
My girlfriend,
is slowly losing me to WoW

[oldandmean]

Raptors are red
Murlocs are blue
My Main can tank
So whats a que?

[Patchwerk]

Roses are blue
Violets are red
This poem is inverted

[Drexxil]

Roses are grey,
Violets are grey,
I'm dead and colorblind.

[Twillie]

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Sugar is sweet;
And so are you.
<3

The "original", and bah, I'm spending my valentine's alone for the first time in 7 years.

[Drexxil]

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Sugar is sweet;
And so are you.
<3

The "original", and bah, I'm spending my valentine's alone for the first time in 7 years.

I'm spending my valentine's alone for the seventh time in 7 years. Wanna hook up?

[Crypt]

Roses are Green
Violets are Red
Cola tastes Good

[Supercrunchy]

Roses are Red
Violets are Blue
You wiped my raid
Im going to QQ