Did you blink twice when reading this title?
It might have overwhelmed you because it's too cool for school.

But yeah it's true, some idiot in Azeroth recently combined Wirt's Leg with a Town Portal and now <Cow Level> has appeared.

But it's no ordinary Cow Level. The mightiest of warriors has come together and as one unit we are known as the Hellish Bovines. Much like the Amazons of the South Seas we are all Females who thrive in combat and want to make it clear that /moo is fear!

Now from the awesome representation above, I'd go more into details of what we are and what we aim to be.

Since the Death of our once great leader, The Cow King, many Bovines has found themselves lost and confused. Some has joined other clans outside of the Cow Level but everyone seem to either have forgotten or blocked out their true identity and past.
This is your awakening. Are you a female tauren, then the time is now!
<Cow Level> has reformed with the return of the great leader Cow Queen, and we aim to invoke havoc upon the unknowing and unexperienced heroes of Azeroth.

Our force of Hellish Bovines currently consist of two Uniques and two Champions and a Cow Queen. But we aim to extend our forces so we have 10-15+ in total of a pretty stable group.
We hope to have a thriving social group of Cows who are willing to raise awareness about Cows.

Since it's pretty hard finding Female Tauren's in Azeroth (belive it or not!), it's a hard task, but commited to the cause I turned to the great forums of Recruitment in hopes of finding some Lost or Confused cows who want to get HOME.

All levels are currently accepted, but ofcourse we want you to level too, not just stay at level 10! - We aim for social, casual and pvp. The limited time in our real lives is the sole reason for this guild. How would one not join the most awesome guild available for a player with limited playtime because of RL?

Anyway.
Summarize:
Need Tauren Females of all levels: preferably 80+
Server is Darksorrow
Taurens are Horde, true Cows are <Cow Level>

That is all!

-Mathilde of Cow Queen of <Cow Level> @ Darksorrow-EU

P.S Wall of text crits you for 9000! - Mathilde: Mooooooooooo