Your best pickup lline

[Deleted]

Your teeth, they are like twinkeling stars, yellow and far apart.

[Wudd]

Hi, can I intrest ou in some sex on exchange ffor some sex???

[SerenitySaz]

Hey poptart, how you doin' *wink.*

Honestly, most pickup lines don't work. If you can get her interest and make her laugh though, you're golden. Any pickup lines I may have are simply terrible, but then again I don't have much use for them

[Deleted]

You: Hey, got any raisins?
Them: No?
You: How about a date then?

You: How much does a Polar Bear weigh?
Them: No idea, how much?
You: Enough to break the ice, hey I'm Jay.

You: Your place or mine? Tell you what; I'll flip a coin. Head at my place, tail at yours.

If you can make a them laugh, you're in.

[Phoenixdown]

Have you met Ted?

Another Barney quote, "And I thought Pompeii was smoking". at least that's close to what he said, can't remember completely.

[Jurwi]

So there is a girl i like, but im not sure how to get a date!

give me your best pickup line!
maybe i can use it!

tyvm

If you try to use some cheesy pick up line she'l probably just laugh and label you as a idiot. Just a heads up.

[Cryonic]

Hi, I'm in a band

[Cute Chen]

Approach a woman from behind, and say "Excuse me miss, but you're standing on my cock!" Let the giggles ensue.

---------- Post added 2011-02-23 at 10:51 AM ----------

dude i play wow
that would never work

I recently got a new job and work with twin sisters (calm down, cowboy). We got into discussing what we do with our off-time and I said that I play WoW a lot and as it turned out, one of them plays EverQuest and the other used to play WoW, so actually, you should give it a shot.

[Senox]

So there is a girl i like,

Pic or she isn't real.

[Sorissa]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JmB2NGpoOIU

plenty of suggestions for you to try.

[Deleted]

"He's not coming"

[Dasbuh]

Whole bunch of losers in this thread.

[Deleted]

I would like to extend to you, an invitation to the pants party. *stare expectantly*

---------- Post added 2011-02-23 at 09:37 PM ----------

Whole bunch of losers in this thread.

Is that a line to pick up a girl on a forum?

[Glokkpod]

I usually start with saying "hej" or smth like that :3 probably the best you can say.

[Megakebabz]

You: Did it hurt?
Her: Did what hurt?
You: When you fell from heaven.
Her: Awww
You: Cuz your face is fucked up.

success for sure.. don´t forget the last line that makes it a scucces

[Vargur]

The word of today is legs - so lets get upstairs and spread the word

It's more like.. word of the day is legs, spread the word.

[Powerogue]

just do what I do... go to a club... get drunk... and youll wake up with somthing in the morning!

Tried that, but you never know what gender they'll be.

as for the pick up lines, yea I'd steer clear of the ones regarding rape, she probably won't take that with a chuckle.

[Mogrutana]

Oh whoops! I dropped my monster condom that I use for my magnum dong.

[New User]

If you try to use some cheesy pick up line she'l probably just laugh and label you as a idiot. Just a heads up.

I know I'm new here, but I am a girl. Hinaaja is 100% right. If you want to date me (or something more), you need to be yourself, treat me like I'm a person (not a sex object), and never try to use stupid lines on me. They don't work.

[ddk]

You won't be disappointed when I fail to call you after a night with me.