How to: Dominate the World!

[M_10]

It's very simple, my friends. All you have to do, is this:

(:

Yes, this is a backwards smiley face. What's so special about it? It's backwards! It goes against English, in which we read left to right. If this was Hebrew, perhaps it could work. But no. These backwards smilies, in my experience, have been known to induce intense rage!

So go forth, comrades, and induce madness! (:

[Deleted]

People have been using smilies like that for ages, and personally I don't see the problem with it. Anyway this kind of threads will probably cause too much trolling, and I really see no point in it. Closing it.