Your Class is so fat...

[_Fire_]

Your feral druid is so fat that in bear form his fat makes him impenetrable but can still be rooted of course.

[Yllop]

Your character is so fat Avenger's shield hit you 3 times

[Wolfshowl]

Your Death Knight is so fat that s/he cannot fit through the Death Gate.

[hellhamster]

Your class is so fat, his movement caused the shattering.

---------- Post added 2011-03-02 at 01:42 AM ----------

Your class is so fat, chains of ice has no effect.

[Greendog]

Your Priest is so fat he needs 3 stacks of levitate just to move.

[TobyKenobi]

your class is so fat you get your own raid group
your warlock is so fat he stacks pancakes instead of dots

[Deleted]

Your shaman is so fat, he doesn't need to cast waterwalking cuz he can float.

Your mage is so fat, using ice block causes a second northrend.

Your Rogue is so fat, when he stealths he becomes an invisible wall.

[Spectrez]

Your toons are so fat, all of their hearthstones are set to McDonalds.

[Stormtusk]

Your Death Knight is so fat, chain lightning hits him 3 times.

[accipeter]

I lol'd -- good one, mate!

---------- Post added 2011-03-01 at 06:50 PM ----------

Your toons are so fat, all of their hearthstones are set to McDonalds.

Ah ha ha ha ha!! I love these.

[AverageJoe42]

Your character is so fat, he brings Dalaran to ground level.

[JSeilaS]

Your toon is so fat, it's impossible for attacks to miss it.
Your toon is so fat, all attacks on it are absorbed.
Your Druid is so fat, aquatic form turns it into a whale.

[Yllop]

Your Death Knight is so fat he uses Patchwerk instead of a Ghoul

[hellhamster]

Your toon is so fat, elementium monstrosity cant lift you off the air.
Your tank is so fat, he cant dodge.
Your toon is so fat, he brings 2 stacks of food every raid.

[Dungeh]

Your Shaman is so fat, he doesn't need 'Tremor Totem'

[Lao_tzu]

Your mage is so fat arcane explosion doesn't reach outside your girth.
Dude your toons so fat I couldn't find anything to Cheap shot.
Your hunters so fat the only way he can disengage is to roll down a cliff.

Man your druids so fat.... ah boomkin.
Nah man you can't blame your feathers and no your not big boned.

[Sand Person]

your DK is so fat, he spreads diabetes instead of frost fever

too awesome!

your class is so fat that when a priest put levitate on you, you got stuck in the air.

[TobyKenobi]

your rogue is so fat people call him the hamburgler

[Kauppaneuvos]

Your rogue is so fat that he uses Insulin shot instead of cheap shot.

[Sylenas]

Your toon is so fat you resisted Slow Fall.