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[Deathpony]

Cool Story Bro

- Not as cool as the one I got about your sister.

If you don't like it, just quit.

- You mean like cigarettes?

It's just a game

- It's just virtual heroin.

Don't let the door hit you on the way out.

- Kinda like what happened to your face?

R U Mad Bro?

- R U Dum Bro?

I'm so TIRED of these QQ threads!

- If you don't like them, why don't you JUST QUIT reading them?

QQ Moar plz

- Fine, next time tell your mom to put mayo on my turkey sammich.

TL;DR

- Too Dumb; Can't Read

If it isn't fun, why are you playing?

- Because I'm having fun complaining about not having fun.

Can I have your stuff?

- No, but you can have my crap.

kthnxbai

- kthnxFO&die

Nobody cares

- You care enough to tell me that you don't care so you do care but I really don't care that you care carebear.

Here we go again...

- Here you go being dumb again.

Do we really need another QQ thread?

- Do we really need you posting in every one of them?

L2Play

- L2!Bgay

This thread is full of b*llsht

- Kinda like your head minus the bull.

Thanks for sharing

- Thanks for your mom coming over last night.

0/10

- Try a pump for more inches bro.

Is this a troll?

- Is this a stupid question?

This is fail

- Do not pass go, do not collect $200, send your funny bone directly to fail.

You tried too hard

- Being hard is why you have my eyes.

*Wall of text crits you*

- *Wall of dumb prevents you from comprehension with a mighty blow!*

Why am I reading this?

- Because you're a sap and couldn't say 'No.'

Fail post is Fail

- Dumb response is dumb as dumb poster is dumb.

This thread is new and exciting

- Just like your response that's been used by 2,987,654 people before you.


Got any good zingers yourself, post em, and I'll add them in.

[Fuzzzie]

Closing.

Most of what you quoted would lead to spam and trolling infractions. Responding as you suggest could also lead to infractions.