So i was browsing fun stuff forums with the idea to make a joke thread, but i didn't want to copy someones idea, or repost a thread, i did some searching using some keywords like jokes mega thread all that good stuff, and found that there really isn't a jokes thread, so feel free to post your jokes here, and if you don't have any to submit, try to rate some of the ones up here, i'll start
- Your so fat, on your license it says photo continued on back
Two cannibals were eating a clown, one cannibal turned to the other, and asked " Does this taste funny to you? "
A baby seal walks into a club... ~Caiden
I went into the rental store the other day and asked to borrow
Batman Forever, the guy said "No, you have to bring it back tomorrow".
Two ships crashed at sea the other day, one carrying blue paint the other carrying red. The sailors were marooned
I don't like Russian dolls, they're so full of themselves. ~Chubbz77
Yo' mama so fat when she fell of her bed she fell on both sides ~ChildeRoland
Your mother is so fat, when she got picked for the reality show "Survivor", she had to live on her own island.~ Dulci5
yo momma house so dirty she has to wipe her feet before she goes OUTSIDE ~Matt the man[/COLOR]