Think of any object, then click on this thread...

[Warwithin]

You just jumped out of an airplane on your first solo skydive. You've been pumped for months and the adrenaline is flowing through your body. The wind is flying past your face as the ground gets closer and closer. You've trained for this moment in all your assisted dives. You reach for the ripcord and begin to count. 5.... 4.... 3.... Your grip on the cord tightens. 2.... 1.... NOW!

But wait, your ripcord is jammed! You frantically pull and pull at the cord to no avail before reaching in your back pocket. You sift your hands around for a moment before grabbing the first object that you feel, hoping that it aids you in surviving this frightening reality. You bring the object out of your pocket and realize that you somehow managed to jump out of the plane before removing a/an [object you thought of] from your back pocket - what luck!

How does the story play out for you? Just let us know your object and how the story plays out - for better or worse.

[Ron Burgundy]

I would pull out my penis and frantically try and rub one out before I fall to my doom.

[Twilightdawn]

I pulled out a switchblade, and didn't die from the impact.

[Zethras]

I pulled out my Helm of Dominion, and called my trusty frostwyrm to catch me and fly me safely to the ground

[aldrek]

I picked Paladin.
Bubble!

[Carmakazie]

i picked out a Potato. atleast i can have some delicious raw mashed potatoes before i die

[Tirrath]

I pulled out a gun. So I can commit suicide before I hit the ground and my bones liquefy. -_-

[sdracklryeg]

I picked chicken curry, safe to say i'm dead.

[Dreadnor]

i pulled out the receipt for the skydiving trip. *grumble grumble*
and pow, death.

[Punks]

Haha I picked my Sunreaver Dragon\


lol

[Arteous]

LOL i actually had thought of an f-16 falcon fully loaded soo .. i guess i can pull a fighter jet out of my pocket get int it and fly to safety.

[Avar ize]

well atleast i can have some pickles before i die... not that i actually like pickles..

fml

[Thorzon]

I picked a chandelier. No help there.

[Dakkomakko]

My cellphone! Guess i'll call mum then...

[snowpdx]

The wind tears at my jumpsuit as I frantically search my pockets for anything that might provide me with an escape from certain death. My eyes go wide, shock visible from the fast-approaching ground below, as my hand emerges, clutching

a cow.

gg.

[ChaosEater]

I read the title and thought of a banana..... man i wish i would have read the scenario first lol.

[Fenrir The Phantom]

Well i thought of a Bat, not a flying one an actual baseball bat. I am boned....

[Notharam]

I picked up a glass of water, and didnt die thirsty.

[Joshdatroll]

Well, thankfully I forgot to put my oven up before I left home. So, I pull it out of my backpack, spitting in the face of science and logic, and cook myself a nice lasagna before I die.

[Skelington]

My pillow will soften the landing.