The ^ < v game!

[ghostkitteh]

^ Hey Shirley, why isn't your name Shirley?
< Ain't no grass types gonna hold me down.
v Knows that ice and fairy are the best.

[Akshak]

^ Tis true - when that stripper danced around in her fairy lingerie colored like ice I was happy
< Has dreams like this all the time
V Will re-enact the cockpit scene from Airplane with Over, Unger and Dunn.

[icedwarrior]

^ So I can't because...
< has never seen it.
v WHAT?!?

[Akshak]

^ Is going to disown knowing icedwarrior until he sees Airplane
< Capt Over, Capt Dunn...Capt Dunn, Capt Over. Over dun? Unger over.
V Loves the Naked Gun series of movies

[4KhazModan]

^ You mean there are people that DON'T?
< Really, don't call me Shirley
V Is being haunted by the ghost of Leslie Nielsen

[Akshak]

^ Tis true but I've outsmarted him by placing ball bearings all over the floor
< Wishes he had a camera to film the hilarity that ensues
V Will get a camera, film it and market it as Paranormal Activity 6: Leslie Nielsen Is Pissed

[icedwarrior]

^ I'd rather market it as another title.
< But I am intrigued.
v Will pitch us a new movie idea.

[4KhazModan]

^ Johnny Depp plays a normal human being with absolutely NO quirks or cartoonish qualities.
< Needs to find someone to fund the movie
V Will fund said movie

[icedwarrior]

^ No, I've got a better movie idea in mind:
< Pitches Rob Schneider in: The Stapler.
v Genius!

[Aimee]

^ has called me a genius. What?
< dumb as shit (:
v will reply today.

[icedwarrior]

^ How did you know?
< Is also psychic.
v Frequently misspells 'psychic'.

[Akshak]

^ Wait you mean it's not spelled Sykick?
< Apparently was lied to in school.
V Will console me with a beer than beat my 3rd grade English teacher up

[icedwarrior]

^ Than... *eye twitch*
< Was a former English major.
v Will tell us what they majored in in college (if you didn't go to college, what would you like to major in).

[Akshak]

Ugh, sorry lack of coffee when posting - THEN*
^ Majored in Biomedical Engineering AND Computer Science. I figure how things work not how they are spelled nor how the fit together in a sentence.
< Can pick apart a computer or biomedical system and figure out what does what....sort of.
V Will Do a little dance, make a little love, get down tonight.....

[icedwarrior]

^ Well...
< *does a dance*
v Finds me visually appealing enough to make a little love and get down with me tonight.

[Akshak]

^ I'll only oblige you if you put the Jessica Alba mask on
< Just threw up a little in his own mouth
V Will kill it...KILL IT WITH FIRE!

[icedwarrior]

^ Well, it's not spiders, so...
< Doesn't actually care one way or another about spiders.
v SPIDERS?!

[4KhazModan]

^ I like spiders and generally "creepy" things
< I have had 3 pet snakes
v Is a snake

[Deleted]

^wants to Fly
<Is dog tired but cannot sleep
v Wants cake.

[icedwarrior]

^ No thanks.
< I just had a big lunch (burritos).
v Will inform us of their last meal.