^ Shouldn't be a snowflake hanging out over a flame. Is dangerous!
< hot stuff
v Will melt snowflakes with fire the next time it snows
^ Shouldn't be a snowflake hanging out over a flame. Is dangerous!
< hot stuff
v Will melt snowflakes with fire the next time it snows
^ Understands my love of flamethrowers.
< Along with his brother, once pissed out a fire they made on the street with their GI Joes. To be honest I don't remember how we set GI Joes on fire.
v Will tell us the craziest thing they did as a kid in 30 words or less.
^ Quite so Nigel. Quite so.
< Drinking tea.
v Drinking coffee.
A reader lives a thousand lives before he dies. The man who never reads lives only one.
^ Fancy cat
< Actually drinking coffee
v Awesome
^ Awesome and fancy. ^_^
< Wishes she was stripey.
v Wishes they had polka dots.
A reader lives a thousand lives before he dies. The man who never reads lives only one.
^ not really D:
< hates hot weather with a passion
V agrees with meh
^ I agree with Meh. He's awesome. Especially his name.
< Realizes how bad that joke was
v Will dislike me for making it.
^ Did you really just do that?
< Giggled slightly because boredom.
v Gotta get down on friday!
^ *grumpy cat face* NO.
< I got down once. It was awful.
v Kicking in the frontseat.
A reader lives a thousand lives before he dies. The man who never reads lives only one.
^ always, there are boot marks everywhere
< finds car rights boring as hell
V imagines stick men running on electric posts
^ Probably hasn't seen Rebecca Black's 'Friday'. Is also probably better off.
< One time watched that video before falling asleep and had the song playing in my head nonstop for the next 2 days. It was hell.
v Can touch their nose with their tongue. Also just tried.
^ Nope. :>
< Can't roll my tongue either.
v Is double jointed.
A reader lives a thousand lives before he dies. The man who never reads lives only one.
^ Yep. I used to be able to put my legs behind my head and all kinds of other things. Probably one of the reasons my joints are so bad. >.>
< Is a pie.
v Is a cake.
^ actually contortionists joins are better than average and their life spawn bigger (yoga people try to get there after all) problem might be something else :P
< likes pies, would eat'em all! But cakes are good, is indeed an awesome cake, devil food covered in chocolate hazel and cherry!
V wants a piece of me
^ You sound pretty delicious, but you also sound like you'd turn my stomach inside out. I'm going to have to pass Got any allergen-free options?
< Had to spend an hour and a half answering the mother of all emails today. I kind of hope the next email I receive from them is shorter.
v Prefers Chinese food over Italian.
^ yeah no, im not for everyone so no allergen free options! full of delicious though
< does prefer chinese over italian, cooks both though and hopes you have smaller emails
V has over 2000 unread emails
^ Before Google set the spam thingy to auto-delete, I did. My old Yahoo probably has billions. xD
< Is a delicious minty, cinnamon-y baked good that is magical and so nobody can be allergic to me.
v Will take a bite!