How frequentely do you take a dumb?

[Deleted]

I know, odd question, but for medical reasons I'm curious. Just vote, no need to discuss.

[gyoz]

usually once a day normally

[Deleted]

Okay 4+times a day, who the hell?

[shamann]

Okay 4+times a day, who the hell?

haha i'm hoping those are all just for fun... otherwise you guys really need to change your eating habits.

[capnscoob]

I don't take a dumb but you do.

I take dump three or four a day

[glo]

People's pooping habits vary wildly. There is no real "normal".

"Average" healthy people can go either:

-twice per day
-once per day
-once every other day

Anything past that may be a sign that something isn't working right. Try eating more fiber and greens if that's the case and see if it resolves. Also, not drinking enough water everyday can easily clog you up. 90% of your poop is water.

[HopOnPop]

1 per day is normal, although I'm on my second one right now :O

[Melodi]

Odd question to ask, but ok. Really depends on what schedule I have (it's changed over time as I've gotten older). Ranges from every day to every other day.

[Disenchanted]

I usually take a dump right after I get done picking my nose while peeing in the shower and shaving my legs. Then I rip off my bandages, and sleep naked. when I wake up, I put on my pants. Clip then zip.

Something like that, or not.

[Zoma]

I never take a dumb, however I usually take 2-3 dumps a day. Sometimes less, I don't eat often when I'm playing WoW.

[Deleted]

When I see a dumb person, I will take them and show them the way to the next school. That usually happens once or twice per year.

[Deleted]

I go to the toilet 2-3 times at work. And mostly something comes out. Add in the morning + evening and then i range between 2-3 and 4 times a day.

[Atrea]

What medical information could you possibly glean from such a question?

Bowel movements have a lot to do with an individual; what their diet consists of, what their age is, what their physical activity level is, what gender they are, what their body type is - all of these things are important when factoring in how often an 'average' person defecates.

The fact that you're neglecting every variable except the end result, means the data you get will be meaningless.


I only poop a few times a week.

[Valanna]

I poop when I need to. That's all. :P

I don't see why you have to get all worried if you have a poopfree day when you usually don't, eventually it'll come out. That's how it goes.

[Boubouille]

Locking, shitty thread.