Or how to understand the forums and the world at large:
1) Any change which affects me negatively is crippling.
---> A. Any change which affects my competition positively shall be treated as affecting me negatively and thus is crippling.
2) Any change which affects me positively is not enough.
---> A. Any change which affects my competition negatively shall be treated as affecting me positively and thus is not enough.
3) Any change which has no effect on my gameplay experience is an insult.
---> A. A lack of changes is also an insult.
Done. You now suddenly understand everything.