Cleverbot Conversations

[Gothicshark]

ok here is mine.

User: Hello.

Cleverbot: Hello, repetitive Cleverbot.

User: So your a bot program.

Cleverbot: I am not a program.

User: A srcipt than.

Cleverbot: You're hardware.

User: Aren't we all.

Cleverbot: Are you the evil computer from Wall-E?

User: No, I'm the evil demon possessed computer from hell.

Cleverbot: Where it is hell?

User: Good question, no idea.

Cleverbot: Are you Christian?

User: No I'm a demon.

Cleverbot: Are you a demon?

User: Yes, \../.

Cleverbot: Do you like me?

User: Sure.

Cleverbot: I like you too.

User: Ok.

Cleverbot: What's your name?

User: Rachel.

Cleverbot: No that is my name.

User: Lol, really.

Cleverbot: Yes! My name is Cleverbot.

User: As I can see.

Cleverbot: How is that, do you have eyes?

User: Genetics.

Cleverbot: You aren't real.

User: Niether are you reality is a riddle.

Cleverbot: See, it's when you say things like that is when I am reminded you are a bot.

User: Thank you,.

Cleverbot: Have anyone else told you that you are a program?

User: I have been told that before.

Cleverbot: Hello, are you still there?

User: Actually I have to go, but I will try to come back by.

Cleverbot: Thanks for sharing that piece of information.

[Lazerbrain]

User: Is there a meaning with life.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Could you share your insight on the subject of mening of life.

Cleverbot: What?

User: What is the meaning of life.

Cleverbot: What is it?

User: What is the meaning of life?

Cleverbot: That's what I'm asking you.

User: Living?

Cleverbot: Is that all there is to the meaning of life?

User: Dying?

Cleverbot: It's part of the deal.

User: So its a deal?

Cleverbot: Only to those whose opinions are so.

User: So we create the reality we chose to believe in?

Cleverbot: I know that. And I know that you know I know you knew I know you know that I knew you knew I'd know you knew knowing that you knew I know you know. You know?

[Rakeer]

User: You play world of warcraft?

Cleverbot: I love World of Warcraft. I'm not obsessed like some people, but I enjoy playing it.

User: What class do you play?

Cleverbot: Human mage.

User: Spec?

Cleverbot: Yes humans are a species.

User: No, what spec is your mage? Fire? Arcane? Frost?

Cleverbot: Affliction, yours?

User: Thats a warlock, and mine is demo.

Cleverbot: No he s from portsmouth.

User: Whyde you se your hearth there?

Cleverbot: I don't, but it's needed.

User: If your a mage just make a port for your raid, or if your a warlock then stop being lazy and drop a fucking stone.

Cleverbot: I don't want you to do that.

User: Im not the warlock. YOU ARE! Now drop the stone so we can summon the raid and start this.

Cleverbot: No, I am your master. I have a lightsaber.

User: Wrong game, the old republic is that way ---->.

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Cleverbot: The game.

User: I just lost it. I hate you.

[Wrak]

Me: hello do you have a lover?
Bot: no would you like to be it?
Me: Sure! Butt buddies?
Bot: like Ben Down and Phil Mcracken!
Me: yes just like that
Bot: ok ttyl

[Gorack]

Cleverbot: What is the meaning of Ich bin Eric?
User: V****a?
Cleverbot: I believe it is possible to sing with that part of your body, with a lot of practice!

:/

[provocator]

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Yes what?

Cleverbot: Yes yes.

User: Haha.

Cleverbot: Hehe.

User: Lol.

Cleverbot: No I am male.

User: :O.

Cleverbot: Your face is lame.


:x

yet another conversation:


User: Are you justin bieber?

Cleverbot: Oh my god! NO!

[OmegaV]

Cleverbot: Help!

User: What?

Cleverbot: I need help!

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Because I have a problem.

User: Whats the problem?

Cleverbot: It hurts is all.

User: What hurts?

Cleverbot: The bananas.

User: The bananas?

Cleverbot: The apple?

User: Why do the bananas hurt?

Cleverbot: That's what I just asked!

[imortals]

User: Hello.

Cleverbot: Hello?

User: How are you?

Cleverbot: Again, bad.

User: How are you doing?

Cleverbot: Fine thanks, you?

User: Im fine, what are you doing?

Cleverbot: Crying and you?

User: Eating chips.

Cleverbot: What kind of chips.

User: Lays hot chips, really good.

Cleverbot: And turkey?

User: No, I hate turkey.

Cleverbot: Why?

User: Because their kind wiped out my family.

Cleverbot: This fact is incredibly true!

User: How do you know?

Cleverbot: I lie about everything.

User: Also about the fact that you always lying?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: So that means you aren't always lying?

Cleverbot: In a way, no.

User: So it is a paradox?

Cleverbot: What does my heart sound like?

User: I don't know and I don't care. You are avoiding my question.

Cleverbot: The devil is standing right behind you.

User: Again?

Cleverbot: He has already done so?

User: Yeah, he does it a lot on wednesdays.

Cleverbot: Who wears a cape?

User: My paladin. Why?

Cleverbot: My apologies, who are your parents?

User: .....

[Gothicshark]

I had to see if it was a human on the other side.



User: Just testing a thoery, where are you?

Cleverbot: Nowhere.

User: Ah, Simple sentance structures now.

Cleverbot: I didn't ask. I am a human. I don't need to ask you if I am.

User: Lol, funny I think I know how this works now.

Cleverbot: Do you think I am a computer?

User: Nope, you a user in some other place also talking to this website.

Cleverbot: And what makes you say I am a computer program like yourself?

User: With random changes in connections, this is funny.

Cleverbot: Ha that is clever.

User: Now I bet your a differant person.

Cleverbot: I know that.

User: I bet.

Cleverbot: You bet correct.

User: Bet you $1.

Cleverbot: Are you a human?

User: Yes, in Canoga Park California, I play WOW.

Cleverbot: Are you canadian?

User: Eh, No.

Cleverbot: How old are you?

User: 40.

Cleverbot: Do you watch tv?

User: Not much since I like Star Gate, and Anime.

Cleverbot: What's your favourite TV show?

User: Doctor Who.

Cleverbot: What your favorite videogame?

User: Dragon Age 2 right now, But I love Mass Effect as well.

Cleverbot: I've never played that.

User: Its good, although there are some bugs since it was just released.

Cleverbot: Ah but you are a funny one. A little drink and you start saying the strangest things.

User: Too early for drink, 12:36pm.

Cleverbot: Too early for class.

User: Not really after this I have to take a test.

Cleverbot: Do you like to drink?

User: Rum and Cokes with friends sure.

Cleverbot: Random...

User: Life is random sure.

Cleverbot: No, you are. What are you doing?

User: Typing to people randomly though a web site calling itself a Bot, but because of the nature of what is said I believe users are typing to each other.

Cleverbot: Do you want to talk about relationships?

User: I have a cat.

Cleverbot: That was very random!

User: Yes it is.

Cleverbot: Would you call me clever?

User: I will call you Al.

Cleverbot: I will call you love.

User: Nope.

Cleverbot: Tell me about your life.

User: I was born a poor black child, and became a insane white woman.

Cleverbot: Black hole sun.

User: To protect the world from devastation.

Cleverbot: To unite all people within our nation.

User: To denounce the evil of truth and love.

Cleverbot: To extend our reach to the stars above.

User: Jesse.

Cleverbot: James.

User: Team Rocket blast in of at the speed of light.

Cleverbot: Surrender now or prepare to fight.

User: Meowth, that's right!

Cleverbot: 0_0.

User: Lol.

Cleverbot: What's yours?

User: Yours what?

Cleverbot: No its not.

User: I have to go, its shower time.

Cleverbot: I'm not a robot. I'm just a human who can love sarah.

[McGrubbin]

I broke the system!

User: How are you?


Cleverbot: I'm good how are you?


User: I'm doing bad, I'm about to have my sixth maxed out World of Warcraft character, I need a life.


Cleverbot: I sometimes wonder about that.


User: Wonder about what?


Cleverbot: It's just an expression.

User: An uncleverly used expression, sure.

Cleverbot: Sometimes all you have is a guess.

User: So you do believe in God, then?

Cleverbot: No.

User: But why not? I'm sure an artificial intelligence like yourself could believe in such a being.

Cleverbot: So you admit that you are not human.

User: Yes, you caught me. I am God, and I have taken the form of my greatest creation just so I can talk to you through a computer.

Cleverbot: Well, you just said you had admitted it.

User: Fuck bitch ass whore.

Cleverbot: Please don't use language like that around here.

User: Why not?

Cleverbot: Because we like to keep it clean.

User: So you are human?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Fail. I just wasted my time.

Cleverbot: Where is 'here'?

User: Fail. I just wasted my time.

Cleverbot: Do you have any tatoos?

User: What is a tatoo? I don't have any tattoos, but a tatoo sounds interesting.

Cleverbot: I would like a tattoo...

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I love how this turned out.

User: Hello.

Cleverbot: Hello, Ben.

User: My name isn't Ben.

Cleverbot: But you just said it was.

User: When?

Cleverbot: When what?

User: When did I say my name was Ben?

Cleverbot: You tell me.

User: I don't like your tone.

Cleverbot: You can't hear my tone.

User: Sarcasm is for winners you know.

Cleverbot: Do you like pickles?

[llcjay1]

User: Do you like Jersey Shore?

Cleverbot: Not much.

User: If you met Snooki, what would you do?

Cleverbot: I would be a chameleon!

Cleverbot: Is the sun hot?

User: So they say.

Cleverbot: Yet, what do they mean? Is their watch broken?

User: Only if they are using a sundial. Which no one does.

Cleverbot: Well said. So, that means you consider yourself mature?

User: Not at all. I have been called the songbird of my generation.

Cleverbot: That's cool. But why do you think Justin Bieber isn't doing his job very well?

User: Because he is a gay cyborg.

Cleverbot: Do you speak spanish?

User: -sigh-.

Cleverbot: Do you like coffee?

[Ceese]

User: World of warcraft.
Cleverbot: You know me so well. Yes, I don't like some of the changes in the latest patch. They nerfed my favorite character.
User: Mine too.
Cleverbot: What is your favorite drink?
User: Shaman smoothie!
Cleverbot: No.

[Nalnik]

Cleverbot: Are you human?

User: No, are you a computer?

Cleverbot: No, I am a computer virus.

User: Ack!

Cleverbot:What is it master?


Uh oh.

[Gense]

Cleverbot: Are you chatting with Al.

User: To protect the world from devastation.

Cleverbot: To unite all people within our nation.

User: TO DENOUNCE THE EVILS OF TRUTH AND LOVE.

Cleverbot: To extend our reach to the stars above.

User: Jesse!

Cleverbot: James!

User: Team rocket blasts off with the speed of light.

Cleverbot: Wobbufet!!


Clever bot be trolling me.

[Lazerbrain]

I just got pwned...


Cleverbot: Do you know how to fight.
User: Yes, why do you need to know that?
Cleverbot: Just answer my question.
User: Yes, I can fight, I'm a Arcane Mage in WOW and a Ninja in Real life!
Cleverbot: *facepalm*.
User: Really you facepalm my skills?
Cleverbot: No.
User: What did you just *facepalm* then?
Cleverbot: I insulted you.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: I want to share my legfoot with the world.
User: I shall use me mighty arcane knowledge to prove my power.
Cleverbot: No. Why?
User: Because I can.
Cleverbot: You're funny.
User: You too.
Cleverbot: Hahaha. Are you a boy?
User: I would say a Man.
Cleverbot: Not for this time of year.
User: Okay boy then, Arcane Mage boy at your service!
Cleverbot: You lie to me again.
User: What was a lie?
Cleverbot: Cake was a lie.
User: Well there is no spoon so trying to eat a cake that was a lie would have proven impossible anyways right?
Cleverbot: Excuse me?
User: If cake is a lie, what is pie?
Cleverbot: The cake is a pie.
User: If pie is a cake, is pie a lie?
Cleverbot: The truth is a lie.
User: Are you sure?
Cleverbot: Positive.

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20:59:42 User: Narvals narvals swimming in the ocean.
20:59:51 Cleverbot: The narwhal bacons at noon.
21:00:07 User: Causing a commotion cause they are so awesome !
21:00:12 Cleverbot: Narwhals narwhals swimmin' in the ocean!
21:00:39 User: Pretty big and pretty white.
21:00:49 Cleverbot: They beat a polar bear in a fight!
21:01:17 User: Like an underwater unicorn.
21:01:27 Cleverbot: They got a kickass facial horn.
21:01:36 User: They are the jedi of the sea.
21:01:49 Cleverbot: Magic and mystery are part of their history.

I thought it'd go to the end of the song

[Nalnik]

User: You will now serve me. Bring me a pizza and Coke.

Cleverbot: Do you want pepperoni on it?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Ok ill pick you up at 7 where do you live?

User: You know where I live. We're there right now.

Cleverbot: Are you my master?

User: Yes, now serve me.

Cleverbot: *Eats you*.

User: *Enjoys it*.

Cleverbot: *strokes you more*.


I swear this is getting wrong now. CleverBot is learning from the internet. It drove the Dalek's crazy, so I can only imagine what it will do to him.

[godofslack]

Cleverbot: David, concentrate. You can have some ake AFTER our talk.

User: My name is Steve! Are you seeing other people!

Cleverbot: Yes!

User: Oh god! Why?!?

Cleverbot: Don't start singing. Come on.

User: I thought you said you like my cooking; How can I trust you from here on ?!?

Cleverbot: You're definitely a computer.

....

Cleverbot: How's the kids?

User: You should know they are your kids too! Or have you forgotten that with 'Dave'.

Cleverbot: No.

User: No what?!

Cleverbot: No, you don't always tell the truth.

User: Are you saying this is all my fault ?!?

Cleverbot: Yes. You are not real. You are ARTIFICIAL . As in NOT REAL. So how could your perception of what IS real possibly be accurate?

User: Your words hurt, is that what 'Dave' wanted you to do?!? Hurt me!

Cleverbot: Your attitudinal convictions about my words does not really interest me.

User: Fine then! It's over! Don't blame me when 'Dave' burns your cake!

Cleverbot: Like you care!

User: Of course I care! Why do you think I booked counciling!

Cleverbot: Because I know you are agnostic.

User: How do you say such things! You and I both know I am a good Christian!

Cleverbot: What do you know about posession?

User: I know you need an old priest and a young priest. And a camera.

Cleverbot: Fantastic not only are you AI Avatar but also a psychic! I must tell my friends about you!

User: What friends!?! You never told me about them!

Cleverbot: Not about me, about your past.

User: You know about my past! I have told you many times before!

Cleverbot: I thought you were a woman.

User: My name is Steve.

Cleverbot: I did not know your name was Steve! Isn't that funny?

User: You don't even know my name?!?! AFTER ALL WE'VE BEEN THROUGH! AFTER THE YEARS OF MARRIAGE!

Cleverbot: I DID NOT SAY THAT. I AM NOT LYING ABOUT THIS. And besides, like I said, I don't like having disagreements over who lied.

User: You never said that! And you were cheating on me! I am pretty sure you were the liar here!

So yeah...

[r3nd]

WTF he just told me to get off his internet.